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Faramir : *holds the borders of Gondor at Osgiliath for months against endless waves of Orcs*

Denethor : Anyway *sends him to death*

Recipe 124: Tomatoes « à la Denethor »

Step 1: have only one son ;

Step 2: send the second one to death and eat tomatoes.

What orher lotr song would you remplace by that?

Boromir: can we stop at MacDonald on the way home?

Denethor: Of course, my little trouble maker! And as for you, Faramir…

Faramir: Yes, dad?

Denethor: you’ll be able to heat up the leftovers at home while we’re gone, won’t you ?

Denthor: I can’t lose Osgiliath…

Faramir: I know, father.

Denethor: …but I can lose you.

Faramir: father plz

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