A Chance For Faramir

Fara/mir; captain of Gondor; just trying to show his quality; not Boromir

[terriblygrimm]

[dependsoncontext]

[awed-frog]

thanks I hate it

[siderealsandman]

You Got a Friend In Horse 

[garrettauthor]

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

[britcision]

You Got A Lotta Friends In Horse

[ailithnight]

CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT THOSE ARE NOT FRIENDS IN HORSE

[justanothercalamity]

#smh at cassandra spoiling the mood as usual

[achanceforfaramir]

Uruk-haï captain of Mordor, trying to show his quality

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Make beaver Saruman and Sauron a thing. They’d be defeated by the fellowship of the badgers, who often plant new trees as they dig their holes.

Faramir is a squirrel.

[cetitanhasmoved]

[ionchy]

[puckgoodfaggot]

[id: 1) a map of one region of france with only the town “pussy” labeled in the east, and the caption “pussy is located in auvergne-rhône-alpes”.

2) a still from lord of the rings showing frodo and sam walking in a field

3) a map of another region of france with only the town “bussy-le-grand” labeled in the west, and the caption “bussy-le-grand is located in bourgogne-franche-comté”

4) the same still from lord of the rings, horizontally flipped so that sam and frodo are walking in the opposite direction /end id]

[achanceforfaramir]

Faramir would’ve sliced this bad boi right away tho

[achanceforfaramir]

Faramir : *holds the borders of Gondor at Osgiliath for months against endless waves of Orcs*

Denethor : Anyway *sends him to death*

[achanceforfaramir]

Middle-Earth falks receiving Sauron’s gift be like :

[achanceforfaramir]

Arwen: *brings Aragorn to Rivedell to introduce him to her dad after he has wandered around for years*

Elrond:

Arwen:

[achanceforfaramir]

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[achanceforfaramir]

Hummm, tell us Jeffy!

[achanceforfaramir]

Calling people « fool » is a classical istari move, for humans use other words. As an example, Denethor calls his capitain a disapointment.

[kidlokigloves]

i am so sorry

[metalscoops]

I will always reblog this because it makes me laugh so hard every time

[achanceforfaramir]

10/10 the good men are dying in Osgiliath tho

[achanceforfaramir]

Gandalf *tears in his eyes*: fool of a Took…

Denethor kinda ruined that dong tho.

[achanceforfaramir]

Farwyn AU where Gondor and Rohan universities have to unite against the evil university of Mordor.

Denethor be the headmaster of Gondor and would just go « you never going to Rohan university, you gonna play baseball in Gondor’s team like your brother would have if he wasn’t injured ».

[eirianerisdar]

POLITICALLY AMBITIOUS ELVEN LEADER??

ELROND??? POLITICALLY AMBITIOUS???

HE WHO REFUSED THE CROWN OVER THE NOLDOR AFTER GIL-GALAD DIED DESPITE BEING HEIR TO ALL THREE HOUSES OF THE SONS OF FINWË BY BIRTH, ADOPTION, AND LATER MARRIAGE????? SPENT AN AGE AS GIL-GALAD’S SECOND WHILE HIS BROTHER’S LINE WERE KINGS??? WHO RAISED A HOMELY HOUSE INSTEAD OF A CITADEL??? WHO CHOSE THE PATH OF HEALING DESPITE GROWING UP IN A SERIES OF WAR CAMPS??? WISE AS A WIZARD?? KIND AS SUMMER????