#depressedtransguy00 asks

[depressedtransguy]

wow we're mutuals now...what next?

world domination methinks

you’re so right

as soon as my baby wakes

[depressedtransguy]

MACDENNIS FIC RECS

@basementstoner

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Jealous Dennis is always a beauty

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

some good smut with feelings

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I’m obsessed with jealous Dennis and it’s hella cute

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

as it says on the tin, just some soft things

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Drunken kissing is always fun

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

soft🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fake dating and ‘it’s not gay to kiss another dude’

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

✨confessions✨

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Mac and Dennis break up fluff

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

blowjob

[depressedtransguy]

Aight how's Dennis doing for the Bingo

not as much as yours because he is genuinely a bad person and I don’t happen to relate to him but I also love him so much it is a problem

but if you had asked for Mac, every square in this would be filled

[depressedtransguy]

i feel bad 4 sending so many asks but uh. im taking psych. and theres this theory that oral fixation is a result of your parents not feeding you enough when youre a baby. all im saying is taking into account what mac and den's parents are like. they might be super into bjs

absolutely do not feel bad I love them

and oh shit really

…weird

but yeah if that’s true they are incredibly into bjs ajsjdjjdjdjd

[depressedtransguy]

also i want to say i honestly LOVE macden and having someone to talk to them about thank you SO MUCH for putting iasip on my dash a few months ago

it’s absolutely my pleasure I love psychoanalyzing terrible people that I want to fuck ajsjjdjdjdjdj

also I need someone to talk to too

they make me want to explode and I can’t find any other person in my life who can understand that

[depressedtransguy]

I don't know what part of this to debunk first

😳😳😳

Sheriff is kinky

[depressedtransguy]

gently taps your shoulder ... macden hcs mayhaps ...

macden hcs are hard because you have to pick between ‘wait wasnt this canon?’ and ‘oh that’s just a self insert isn’t it’

but ask and you shall receive

While Dennis is at first ashamed at being in ‘love’ with Mac or whatever, he quickly realizes as they begin dating that he could gain further superiority from it by flaunting Mac like his prize, so he quickly flips from ‘let’s not hold hands in public’ to ‘we can have sex right now with three people watching’

Dennis would die without Mac because he makes sure he eats and drinks and sleeps, mostly by having dinners together or sharing bottles or cuddling so it feels less like pressuring him and more for Macs sake

Mac is obnoxiously loud in bed

They’re super kinky at first because they’re still not sure of themselves but they find themselves mellowing out once they realize they’re there to enjoy themselves, so vanilla sex ends up being their most romantic

Macs lap is Dennis’ seat I refuse to think otherwise

To bounce of that the casual touching continues, it’s just more overtly romantic, like where they’re casually holding hands or causally kissing or casually having rough sex

Dennis is always cold and Mac is his oven

They’re not allowed to work alone in the bar anymore after they get together because their little business somehow sinks to the negative (they were robbed and they didn’t notice)

They’re still a fantastic team when it comes to having plans and ruining peoples lives since they have undying love and support for one another but they’re even better because they don’t have to try and hide anything anymore

[depressedtransguy]

wait so. if they end up getting married (after LOTS of therapy . at the point that dennis doesn't think of himself as disgusting for wanting that) would. would mac take reynolds as a last name. that eliminates the mac from his name. but i cant imagine him keeping mcdolald WILLINGLY. maybe they hyphen

Mac Reynolds-Macdonald

I like it

plus if Ryan reynolds is actually in the show and dates mac, it’s hilarious to think that Dennis would get absolutely rabid from the fact that if they got married, Macs last name would be Reynolds without him being /his/

Dennis would very much want him to take the name Reynolds because he’s incredibly possessive ajdjdjdj