Me (singing): ✨ 🎼 TRUST and OBEY for there’s NO other WAY to be happy in liiiiiife but to TRUST and OBEY! 🎶 ✨
My non cult friends: Woah. Dude. Were you taught that song as a kid?
Me, oblivious: yep!
~The office chair in the corner suddenly turns around to reveal my therapist.~
My therapist: So, let’s talk about your autonomy issues.
Me, still fucking clueless: my what?













