Baldur's Gate 3 x modern!teen!Fem!reader with guns(COD)
Should i make this a series lol?
Warnings: Blood, gore, corpse, murder, deranged homicide, deranged teenager, cussing, guns, sexual innuendos and jokes, no smut, murderous urges.
Perhaps messing around with an unknown portal scroll that opens to hells knows where in a battle with hundreds of goblins, is a bad idea. Well, for them of course but for this feral young lady? It was the best fucking thing she's ever experienced. As the group of adventurers stare wide eyed at the portal before them, a figure stumbles in, falling straight on their face. The portal shuts, leaving nothing but this mortal. "Fuck! I landed on ma' tits!"
The figure shouts, but the mask(?) helmet(?) on their head muffles out the sound. They, with a bit of a struggle, tugs off the mask, revealing a rather young girl. Her face scrunches in disgust once she realizes where she's landed on. "For fuck sake, Ghost, if your gonna throw me somewhere in the battlefield then throw me where there isn't a bloody corpse in here- Is that a bloody goblin?"
The girl quickly observes at her surroundings, realizing she's nowhere in the warzone where she was, just a few minutes ago. Instead of ruined concrete buildings, she finds herself in a middle of a battlefield between, 6 tall humans/creatures and short garden gnomes. She turns to the weird looking humans and asks, "Who should I kill, you or them?"
Then one of those nasty goblins charges, sword poised up to swing at her. She merely takes a glance at him and blankly points her gun and shoots. The loud bang reverberating around the goblin camp. The adventurers looks at the girl and the goblin, wondering what the fuck just happened and why the globin was just standing there mid-run, until they saw blood trickling down its forehead and it fell to the ground.
"Alright, garden gnomes it is" She tucks in her smaller gun and reaches for the two assault rifles hanging on her back, but not before throwing a protective barrier at the group. " Might wanna cover your ears" she says and laughs maniacally as she pulls the triggers. The bullets shot all over the place, embedding themselves into the puny flesh of the goblins. "THIS IS BETTER THAN PORN!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!" The group watches in horror as this girl singlehandedly massacre a whole clan of goblins, aside from a certain spawn who watches in glee.
✨ Astarion Approves ✨
Soon the battlefield is covered in dust clouds, obscuring the groups vision as the loud gunshots fades into the nothing. As soon as it clears, the protective barrier retracts back into a ball and the others can gawk at the numbers of bodies on the floor. In mere seconds, this girl has taken down every single goblin that they've been fighting for at least an hour.
A crisp sound brings back their attentions to the teen standing confidently as she cocks her guns. "Magical problems require modern solutions" she turns to them, sassily resting her guns on her shoulder.
"Which one of you ass fuckers portalled my cute ass in here?'
