How the hell do I, Derby Harrington, most influential, handsome, perfect man in the entire school, not have a date for prom? HOW? You’d think the girls in this school would be DESPERATE for a decent guy to take them out! I think they’re stupid to turn me down. Idiots, all of them. Making me look like a fool. Ugh. Ungrateful brats… I’ll keep my money and good looks to myself, then.









