#derluftzug

[desertgourd]

[Text] Can you come pick me up? May have been drinking and may have also punched out a guy for talking shit.

text meme

[To: Temari] .. Are you at the police station again?

[spikes-and-shadows-a]

"Under thirty minutes or it's free?"

"That's my policy. Unless it's in bed. If I'm under thirty minutes, you can punch me as hard as you'd like."