Me: *sends an out of context kermit video*
Keke: YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN OF AN ASSHOLE
Me: *dying from laughter*
Keke: YOU GREEN HAIRED KERMIT!
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Me: i love this sour gummies
Keke: oh really?
Me:
Keke:
Keke: *takes 5 gummies*
Me:
Keke: *empties the whole bag for herself*
Me: fuckin pay me back for that you bitch
Keke: *runs away*
(p.s. she never paid me bacc)
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Me: *eyebags*
Keke: what again this time?
Me: take me-
Keke: i would send you to hell if i can but i cant so stay with me
Me: thats a very weird way to say you care









