#dermit talks

[totallylegitaxee]

Me: *sends an out of context kermit video*

Keke: YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN OF AN ASSHOLE

Me: *dying from laughter*

Keke: YOU GREEN HAIRED KERMIT!

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Me: i love this sour gummies

Keke: oh really?

Me:

Keke:

Keke: *takes 5 gummies*

Me:

Keke: *empties the whole bag for herself*

Me: fuckin pay me back for that you bitch

Keke: *runs away*

(p.s. she never paid me bacc)

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Me: *eyebags*

Keke: what again this time?

Me: take me-

Keke: i would send you to hell if i can but i cant so stay with me

Me: thats a very weird way to say you care

[totallylegitaxee]

I just found you. Thank you for liking dermit so much

Aaaaaaa! I thank you for creating dermit! I love kermit originally and I came back to danplan because of your dermit.... And was devastated by the lack of dermit content so i try to make some! Not the best but I tried!

[totallylegitaxee]

Spread this

Im dermit and I will lurk around the clubs be warned. Art? Im making that sky painting just you wait. Cooking? Hell yeah im making foods for yall. Arson? Lets burn stuffs together! I will supply your needs.

All clubs? Im gonna lurk at your places at the same time. Im dermit, i can do it! Just @ me if yall wanna help from your friendly neighborhood dermit!

[totallylegitaxee]

I need an excuse to use this gif. Oh wait i dont have to. Stan Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd.

[totallylegitaxee]

Keke: Dermit what are you drawing rn?

Me: Uhhhh haha, Dermit?

Keke: That's not dermit, that's a banana...

Me:

Keke:

Me: I can explain...?

Keke: Please don't. You're drawing more cursed pics right?

Me: You know me so well, but *sobs* But why

Keke: We're cursed to be friends. And at this point what won't you even draw? Skeletons?

Me:

Keke: please dont tell me you're also doing that-

Me: *surprised pikachu face*

Keke: GOD DAMN IT DERMIT.

[totallylegitaxee]

@mac-n-plan

Of course you are Flex, we friends!

[totallylegitaxee]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! Learn to know your mutuals and followers! :)

Listening to that one music and drown in the notes and the waves of inspiration that comes with it.

Getting that one thing I really want in a completely unexpected way.

Getting stuck on writing a story and then the next song hits the imagination button and I can finally write again.

Getting sleep enough so that I can last for the whole day.

Being with my friends and chatting with them.

[totallylegitaxee]

Keke: So uh, its raining.

Me: Uhuh, forgot my umbrella back at home!

Keke: My umbrella is in the class

Me:

Keke:

Me: *sobs* You stupid bitch,,, just an absolute asshole,,,

Keke: I WAS HUNGRY AND I FORGOT