#derpyunicorn

[sweetly-dark-art]

Making some unicorn charms because I need them in my life. Wouldn't you? . . . #sweetlydark #sweetlydarkart #polymerclay #unicorn #derpyunicorn #saltyunicorn #nerdecrafter https://www.instagram.com/p/Btr8GKWFq3E/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=s8v4djti9zo0

[sandwichofphantoms]

Unicorns rule!

[saclib]

"What have you done?!"

cried the girl to her mother. "Teddy said not to do that!" She screamed, pulling on her mom's arm. The unicorn with the sloppy fur rose from the darkness and looked down upon the child with derp eyes. The child screamed and ran from the room, calling for her mother. When Derp Eyes tried to follow, a sack slipped over her head and the unicorn bit me. An adorable, blue-eyed unicorn bit me. It was like a banana was stuffed up my nose. I then felt it twist and turn, mushing my brains into a brain smoothie. They were also wrapping my arms with gauze. I will look quite dashing in the underworld. Ra will love it.