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Not enough hours in the day

Working Cats

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the 4th house sanctuary when their planets settle into your roots

their sun in your 4th house they act like a warm light in your most private rooms. standing near them feels like a quiet sunday afternoon regardless of what is happening outside. they illuminate your history plus your family patterns making you feel seen at your most basic level. your identity feels anchored in their orbit plus you find yourself wanting to share your secrets before you even know their middle name.

their moon in your 4th house this is the ultimate emotional homecoming. they pick up on your needs before you even name them plus they feel like a person you have known for a thousand years. there is a psychic safety between you that allows you to be small plus vulnerable without any fear. they nurture your spirit at the roots plus their presence is the only thing that makes the noise of the world stop for a while.

their mercury in your 4th house you share a private language that belongs only to the two of you. conversations happen in the quiet spaces plus the shared glances across a dinner table. they hear the stories you usually keep in the drawers plus they translate the things you thought were too personal to say out loud. it is a mental merger where your most intimate thoughts finally find a witness who doesn't ask for a map.

their venus in your 4th house this is a soft plus beautiful devotion that makes your internal world feel like a masterpiece. they love the parts of you that are messy plus the version of you that is in pajamas with messy hair. it feels like a bond built on shared comfort plus high quality silence. they are the ones who make your house feel like a sanctuary plus they teach you that you are worthy of a heart even when you aren't trying to be impressive.

their mars in your 4th house there is a subterranean fire in your roots that can feel like a sudden jolt. they trigger the defensive instincts plus the energy you’ve been taught to keep hidden behind closed doors. you might find them intensely magnetic plus sometimes irritating because they move right into your safe zone. they push you to defend your own territory plus they make you feel more alive through the friction of the connection.

their jupiter in your 4th house they act like a guardian angel who brings abundance to your private life. their presence makes your internal world feel bigger plus more hopeful than ever before. they help you realize that you deserve a sanctuary that is full of laughter plus growth. for you they are a teacher who reminds you how to feel safe in your own skin plus they expand your definition of what family can actually be.

their saturn in your 4th house a heavy sense of responsibility settles into the foundation of the bond. it feels like building a house stone by stone with someone who intends to stay for a lifetime. they bring structure plus discipline to your private world but they can also make you feel the weight of your past obligations. you find your grit through this connection by realizing that a real home is something you build with sweat plus patience.

their uranus in your 4th house they are the lightning bolt that hits your family tree plus breaks all the old rules. their arrival is a sudden update to your internal sense of safety. they show you that home is not a fixed point but a feeling of freedom you carry within yourself. it is an erratic plus exciting bond that refuses to follow any traditional script of domestic life. they wake up the revolutionary in your roots.

their neptune in your 4th house the boundaries of your sanctuary dissolve into smoke plus music. you might feel a dreamlike connection that makes it hard to tell where your heart ends plus theirs begins. there is a risk of losing your grounding in the fog of the connection but you also find a spiritual peace that escapes logic. you find your homecoming in the silence plus the realization that everything is connected by invisible threads.

their pluto in your 4th house they own the keys to your basement plus they aren't afraid to look in the boxes. they trigger total self annihilations followed by magnificent rebirths of your internal foundation. you might feel a terrifying level of intensity with them because they see the family ghosts you’ve been guarding since you were a kid. they don't do surface plus they don't do safe. they force you to heal the roots so the tree can finally breathe.

their north node in your 4th house a fated pull toward the emotional depth you’ve been avoiding. their arrival is a signal that it is time to stop running plus start building an internal foundation. every interaction pushes you to heal your childhood wounds plus start looking at the version of yourself that exists when nobody is watching. they are the catalyst for your soul’s homecoming.

their south node in your 4th house the familiarity between you feels centuries old plus heavy with unsaid history. being with them feels like revisiting the house you grew up in even if you’ve never met before. you share a hidden baggage that needs no explanation plus you are tied together by a secret that both of you still carry in your bones. it feels like finishing a story that was left half written in another era.

their chiron in your 4th house they touch the spot that still stings when you think about your childhood. their existence mirrors the shame plus the feeling of not belonging that you’ve carried since the beginning. you find medicine in their company because they stay in the sanctuary with you until the memories stop hurting. they teach you that your vulnerability is actually the thing that makes your home real.

their part of fortune in your 4th house joy lives in the quiet rituals plus the simple acts of care you share. you find your gold in the kitchen at midnight plus the emotional safety you build together. the relationship feels like a treasure chest where the only currency is the peace plus the magic you find when the door is locked to the noise of the rest of the world.

their ascendant in your 4th house their very presence feels like family. they embody the qualities that make you feel grounded plus their physical aura triggers your need for a sanctuary. they look like the person you were always waiting for to come home. you find your identity through the quiet comfort of the bond plus you realize that being seen at your most basic level is the ultimate success.

their descendant in your 4th house you attract their grounding energy through the mirror of the relationship. they are the anchor you have been hunting for. this connection forces you to face your own need for safety plus your desire for a private legacy. you find your balance when you realize that a real bond is one where both people are allowed to be the heartbeat of the home.

their midheaven in your 4th house they transform your private world through their public ambition. your roots are supported by their reputation plus you might find that they provide the social structure you need to feel safe. they help you build a name that is based on the integrity of your home life. your success becomes a shared foundation that the rest of the world can eventually see.

their imum coeli in your 4th house this is a meeting of the marrow. your roots plus their roots are in a deep and constant dialogue. standing near them feels like standing on the same ground you were both born from. they trigger the oldest memories plus the ancestral ghosts forcing you both to heal the very base of your souls. you find your peace in the deep plus quiet layers of the bond where the logic of the world no longer exists.

[hagenlastkiss]

Lisa Loring

[fanetiquette101]

PR of Stan: Family Matters

I have been Anon informed that my opinion on anything that happened before December is invalid, so let's talk about the Big Issue of the day: Baby Daddy Stan. Or at the very least, the handling of the entire situation from a PR perspective. Because it's been divisive, although primarily down the same Shipper/ Anti-Shipper lines most things seem to be these days.

Now, I will be posting and talking about paparazzi images in this, and I cannot stress enough that I feel disgusting doing so, but I've got them from other blogs on here instead of from the outlets themselves so it feels slightly more forgivable in my head, and as I believe these absolutely are pap walks, that makes it feel more forgivable too. It's not privacy invasion if you organised the paps to photograph you, as I've said. I will also be discussing parts of this that are inconsistent, and a big part of that is Annabelles bump. This is not to body shame her, I need that to be very clear, but simply to talk about how things do or do not line up.

In mid December DeuxMoi (Yuck) posted an Anon submission claiming that they saw Sebsatian with an "older woman" looking at rings in Cartier. Sebastian is a brand ambassador for Cartier, so it makes sense he would go there for a ring. He'd been with Annabelle for nearly 4 years, so about time if you go by societal norms to pop the question.

There's only one problem. It was AI. It was a set up, a test. And DeuxMoi failed.

There is a full explainer of the situation on ContractuallyCursed for your reading pleasure.

This wasn't Stan or Wallis PR, but it did gain a lot of traction and attention in the fandom. The kind of attention that could really benefit a couple, especially one with such a defined division in the fandom about whether or not people even believed they were in a real relationship.

Then to really spice things up, on the 22nd of December Sebastian was spotted catching up with Ana de Armas outside a gym in LA.

And many fans noted not only that he quite clearly checked out her ass (dirty dog) but that he looked much more relaxed and happy in this encounter than the majority of times we saw him with Annabelle. And a bunch of people thought Ana and Sebastian would be a much better match than Annabelle and Sebastian. Which, well, not great relationship PR unless this meet cute was a soft launch of a break up and new relationship. Rumours abound, and many assumed that if he & Annabelle hadn't broken up already, they would soon.

However, on Valentines Day, as predicted by many, we got a pap walk. One of few couple pap walks, and... Well...

They looked miserable. Shippers were elated, they assumed Annabelle was wearing one of Sebastians go to jackets, they were bathing in the love & romance in the photos that only they could see. The rest of us wondered how another pap walk could come out of the pair where no pictures made it look like they actually liked each other. Then came a video...

As is regular when we get behind the scenes of red carpets or pap walks of the pair, it doesn't help. Yeah they're holding hands, but they still don't look like they want to be there with each other which is extra weird because it's Valentines, it's the day where society says romance is king. And instead of looking like a couple in love celebrating their relationship, it looks like your friends parents who are only staying together for the kids. And they arranged this.

Then there was nothing much of note until TMZ entered the chat on the 16th of March with a leak that many people feel came from Team Wallis at least, if not from both teams as a joint bit of PR planting.

Then silence. Nothing from either camp. No statements, no confirmation, no dismissal. Just silence. The fanbase was divided, even beyond the normal. Some were unsure if it could be true because sometimes TMZ get's it right. Now, as I've said before, we're not owed information, but when something leaks it should be addressed one way or another, unless the point is to create discussion while technically keeping your hands clean as a whistle.

But in April the discourse got even more muddied, when the pap walks started. And boy howdy, it was a fucking mess out there! Which of course, was probably the point.

14th April - Large bump

16th April - Larger bump

17th April - Small bump?

24th April - Medium sized bump... And a couple walk after Tumblr noted that they were never seen together, and this visibly heavily pregnant woman was walking two dogs alone. And weird that the paparazzi spotted her without her significantly more famous baby daddy.

28th April - Mystery sized bump covered in a massive coat on a day when everyone around her is in t-shirts and shorts. And from personal experience, I was always too fucking hot when I was pregnant, wearing a massive goddamn coat in warm weather would have had me on the floor.

29th April - She posted then deleted then cropped and reposted the first picture, I didn't see the original. The second was posted by someone else, the other person in the picture I assume. You can, I assume, guess what happened next. Where's the bump? We'd been seeing bumps big enough to put more distance between them than that.

30th April - Another hidden bump... IMO a relatively small one more in line with the previous picture. Also this fucking pap walk had shippers swooning over how stylish she was and saying she should style Sebastian. Let that marinate.

03rd May - Posted by Jessie as part of a photo set to celebrate his event thing. This one really stirred up discussion because her outfit really didn't give anything away bump wise, and some were convinced there was no bump. There is. But the straight on, black on black framed by loose red, just camouflages it.

05th May - Smaller bump than most of the pap walks, first is a pap shot second was posted by one of her friends on Insta. This was the first actual, visible, clear, non pap walk photo of the bump, from an official source technically. Surely there would be a statement now?

08th May - No statement, just another pap walk a few days later. This bump looks more like the one we saw in the previous pictures. Finally, some consistency!

The ever changing bump size, the excessive amounts of pap walks, the continued silence... It all created a buzz, negative on one side and positive on the other, as people tried to work out what the fuck was going on. Theories were abound: It was fake and she was wearing a bump suit for attention, they were using a surrogate and she was wearing a bump suit so no-one would ask about the surrogacy, Sebastian had a side chick who was pregnant and she was wearing a bump suit because they were taking full custody and she was covering it all up, she's actually pregnant and it's Sebastians but she baby trapped him, she's actually pregnant and it's Sebastians but he only got her pregnant so his mum could have a grandchild before she eventually died, she's actually pregnant but it's not Sebastians, and of course she's actually pregnant and they're both super happy because they are genuinely in love.

I must stress, no-one owes fans information about their private life, but this situation in my opinion should have had something. Because unlike a slew of other private celebrities who managed to keep an entire pregnancy and birth on the downlow, only to announce that a child exists at some point in the future, there is visible evidence that something is going on and they are fucking around doing pap walks instead of just saying something. That says they want people to know, they want the attention and buzz from it, they just also want to be able to claim they're soooooooo private they wont even talk about it at all. And it's hypocritical.

Then something popped up on eBay that created a buzz...

Someone was selling a few advanced copies of his Deadline cover, and "prepares for both fatherhood and playing a villain" and everyone assumed this would actually be the time he mentioned it. Finally. Right? Wrong. When the interview came out the interviewer said it, but he never acknowledged it. All we got was one singular line that may not even be related to his current situation:

“I want to be a good dad,” he says simply.

All of this, the manipulation and hypocrisy and childish nonsense, is what caused fans to start jumping ship. They were disappointed in the way Sebastian specifically handled this, the way both teams did nothing to try and stem the flow of rumours and conspiracies, and the way it made them feel like they were just pawns being used in a game they never signed up for.

And that is the biggest PR fail you can manage as far as I'm concerned.

And then Cannes happened, and fuck me. What was that?

[pratchettquotes]

"That's the last time that bloody landlord gives any lip to a wizard," said Albert with smug satisfaction. "It seems I turn my back for a few hundred years and suddenly people in this town are encouraged to think they can talk back to wizards, eh?"

One of the senior wizards mumbled something.

"What was that? Speak up, man!"

"As the bursar of this university I must say that we've always encouraged a good neighbor policy with respect to the community," mumbled the wizard, trying to avoid Albert's gimlet stare. [...]

Albert let his mouth drop open. "Why?" he said.

"Well, er, a sense of civic duty, we feel it's vitally important that we show an examp--arrgh!"

Terry Pratchett, Mort

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Steinberg by Elizaveta Porodina for Public Relations