#derpywinston

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from anon hate textbook: kill yourself you suck delete your life lmao

Thank you for citing your sources!

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Send me anon hate I wanna laugh

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Hello, yes, Ms. Stewardess. Erm, I know the plane is going down. So, since we’re all going to die, can you point me in the direction of the flight food?

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I finally reached 1000 followers! Even the porn blogs-

Thank you all, your quirky senses of humor and inherent gayness really make my dash enjoyable.

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Today my white cisgender Civil Engineer-Major brother told me that racism isn’t a problem because it isn’t as bad as it used to be

Like shut up Road Boy, you don’t know what you’re talking about

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Some poor bastard trying to flirt with me: You know you’re really pretty without your glasses.

Me: I guess??????? I wouldn’t know??????? I can’t see without them so??????

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Major Destiel feels radiating out of this song

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People who’s faces don’t match their voices

George Ezra