Nov 27, 2025
my father has suddenly started clocking the relatives and it genuinely has me flabbergasted. his brother (my uncle) said on his face, “bro, your daughter is getting older, as per our tradition you should marry her off first so i can finally prepare my son's wedding.”
AND WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS BITING MY CHEEK SO I WON'T END UP SAYING SHIT ON HIS FACE CUZ WTF YOU OLD ASS—
“the reason your son isn't getting married is because he's unemployed. my daughter has nothing to do with it.” BABA ROCKED. UNCLE SHOCKED. I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BURST INTO LAUGHING, LIKE HELLO??
