#desi school

[hum-aapke-koi-nahi]

Class 12th made me realise what a defeated motherfucker I am.

[dilli-vali-girlfriend]

imagine the teacher asks you to draw the pic of an aadhaar card (don't ask why she did) and everyone's obviously like we don't remember what an aadhaar card looks like exactly and this guy just pulls out his aadhaar card from his bag and starts drawing.

LIKE WHO KEEPS AN AADHAAR CARD CASUALLY IN THEIR SCHOOL BAG

[deesi-academia]

Sab iss duniya mein gawar hai except YouTube teachers. Seekh liya maine poora syllabus unse hi.

[irisesforyoureyes]

what exactly do boys have a superiority complex over? miss gurl we know you know the answer news flash so do we just keep that fucking mouth shut while being taught we are aware you have already done the chapter thrice in vmc and shit and what the fuck is up with them shouting “MAAM DONE” you like in 5th grade or what?

[that-unwanted-soul]

Getting ignored by someone in exam haul hurts the most😭🙂

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Desi schools rant

Dude I'm soo fucking mad at desi schools like you want us to be unique but don't give us the platform?

You make us all follow the same things, each one of us. Our dress code is same. Like I won't know if a person likes to wear baggy clothes or shorts and crop tops or if a person likes to wear lipstick and makeup or not. But this is just one prominent thing.

You make us write in notebooks. Questions with black pens and answers with blue. Leave a line after every answer. You're doing it wrong! All wrong! When we grow up and get jobs, and become a designer or something we would all be making drawings with blue mains and black designs. No uniqueness. Like heck, I want to write my whole notes with a black pen, I find it better to memorize! Why are you making me think that blue ink is easier to memorize as blue calms a person? Not everyone is the same!

We had to attend music and dance classes till grade 8th. Like dude wtf? Not everyone has an aptitude for them. Forget aptitude, not everyone has an interest in them.

I also have always hated the fact that we have one classroom and the teachers has to move to whichever class has their period (again everybody's thoughts may vary). But the aura of a math classroom is very different from the aura of a civics classroom. Get my meaning?

Why should boys not have long hair? Why can't we colour our hair and nails? Boy, brown hair, everyone has them (again, brown hair are very beautiful and when light falls on them from behind, they turn this honey shade which is soo pure and fetching). But at the same time you are refusing that each one of us could look different, feel different, be different, and it is wrong. You think it'll distract us from studies? But you know what distracts us? When we try too find ways to make ourselves feel ourselves keeping in mind the rules made by you.

We children are soo full of colour and life, it blinds you. You're scared of the colours we have.

Each one of us is soo different that you're jealous and conceal us behind these masks of uniforms and shitty rules. And day by day, when we are behind the mask, we lose our uniqueness, we lose ourselves. And then, and then you want us to create new and unique things because we are the future! Just look at how wrong that is.

[shookethspeared]

Desi Academia / STEM Academia

-Solving math problems with your Big Fat RD Sharma open

-Reading through your dull NCERT with your desk lamp on.

-Having chai and parle g before you start studying.

-Having random anatomical diagrams on your desk for the aesthetics.

-Reading urdu poetry and thirukkural though you struggle to read them.

-Wearing a kurti and small jhumkhas as you prepare for your exams.

[hum-aapke-koi-nahi]

remembering the time in class 2, when a boy came up to me and said, " Matrix ke baad shaadi karogi?"

i think of that day, everyday.