#destructive crew

[alternate-kiza]

Smoker: You are under arrest for trying to carry three people on a motorcycle.

Killer: Damn

Shachi: Wait, did you say three?

Smoker: Yes, three.

Hawkins: Oh my god, Luffy fucking fell off.

Killer Laughing: Luffy fell off

[alternate-kiza]

Luffy: I found a rare fruit!

Killer: It better not be a Devil fruit

Luffy: I don’t think it is

Hawkins taking a look at the fruit: It’s not, *Pats Luffy’s head* good job

Shachi: What is it?

Hawkins: No idea

[alternate-kiza]

Hawkins: Killer Nooo!

Luffy: How could you die on us!

Shachi: He was so young too

1 minute later

Luffy: Should we take the shoes?

Hawkins: Yeah, he’s not going to need them.

[alternate-kiza]

*Law walking in on the Destructive crew*

Hawkins: No do this!

Killer: Luffy get the flower!

Shachi: Where are you!?

Luffy: What did you say!

Hawkins: Over here!!

Killer: LUFFY!

Luffy: What’s going on!?

Shachi: I can’t handle this any more *Cries on floor*

Hawkins: Shachi get your ass up!

Killer: LUFFY, FLOWER!

*Law backing away*

Note: It’s supposed to be like this

[alternate-kiza]

Hawkins: Hey, I got a new bounty poster!

Luffy: What’s it look like?

Hawkins shows them: This

Killer: Cool, I’m in it!

Shachi: That’s just one of your show posters.

[alternate-kiza]

Shachi: Does anyone want to say anything about this?

*Killer pulling out a whole sausage from his pocket*

Hawkins: Did you just pull a whole sausage from your pocket?

Luffy: I want that

[alternate-kiza]

Hawkins: Looks like there’s some drama outside

Luffy: Looks like some good tea too

Shachi: Killer clearly wanted to know, dudes wiping down his clean car for it.

Hawkins: He told me a bit what he knew and it sounded good.

Shachi: Killer should fill us in

Hawkins: He better

[alternate-kiza]

*Super important event*

Hawkins: What’s that?

Luffy: I don’t know.

Killer: I think it’s a bear killing a moose.

Shachi: How can you tell that from mangled limbs?

Killer: I know what a dying moose sounds like.

Luffy: How do you know that!?