#desu dapperdoodle

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How would you describe the muses' physiques?

This is an interesting question!

Desu- Short, stout, and chubbySigmund- Tall, gangly, a bit awkwardGrimsey- Also very tall, but less thin than Sigmund, possibly even a bit muscularDragos- Scrawny, but also extremely strong. You can feel it in his arms especially.Edmund- Petite, somewhat feminine, and around average sized. Somewhat curved hips.Archie- Maybe a little chubby, but mostly average. Definitely not muscular.Pestis- Very small and thin. His ribs are visible.Tristen- Actually a bit chubby! He has bit of a tummy on him.Delmar/Meriwether- Very petite. Extremely delicate looking. Thin, small, and pale.Azalea- Chubby and curvy. Good for cuddling.Duobus- Average. But, with wider shoulders seeing as how he has 2 heads.Joshua- Very chubby and squishy. Also good for cuddling.

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❅ anybody to anybody

Send me a ❅ and I will generate a number (1-35) for what my muse will say to yours (winter/holiday related).

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"I hate Christmas."Desu told Amaya with an extremely bored expression on his face as he slouched on the cushions of his couch."All this Christmas shit already…. Bah-humbug…."

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"I make up for my bad deeds. I'm SUCH a giver sometimes."

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((also for the record ive decided desu's disorder isnt rly a disorder

he just says it is

hes a drawing so he doesnt age))

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"I love the ACME company!! I love them!!! They're the best express shippers ever? And I'm a golden member."

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magicalcutesillyocs: 

And with that Lana and Annie just keep on ignoring him they were done not a thing or word more needed to be said

"Mhmhmhm~! Music to my ears." He announces, before thrusting a phone into Grimsey's hands. "Grimsey, dear. While they're preoccupied. PLEASE. Call the nice ACME fur coat people. Tell them I want my order done by tomorrow. And make sure to tell them I want MY RABBITS in MY COAT!!" He shouts, before skipping off in a cheery fashion, humming. Grimsey seemed a little less than excited about all this. Sure, he didn't like rabbits all that much... But he also didn't want any of them to DIE....

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smoke--and--sex: 

what about love towards themselves

"....Now that kind of love I can feel. I think."

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"Good news for Grimsey!! You don't have to take care of my little rabbits anymore~!!" Desu announced loudly to the shadow demon, who recoiled suddenly. "Wh... What? Why not?" "BECAUSE! They're not fit to be my pets any more. PLEASE. Sell them to a fur company. They'll be much more useful there. I want a custom coat." Grimsey seemed as though he was going to object, thinking about how devastated Annie was going to be... But he backed down, and instead nodded slowly. "Great!! Get right on that, Grimsey!!" Desu cried, grinning his awful faux grin, before he lightly and seemingly lovingly pinched his butler's cheeks.