who is more likely to hurt the other? oh, so mean. Okay. so. They’ve been pretty on par with their big ship goals canonwise (which I love so fucking much), I think for big giant things, Amy could potentially hurt Jake, becuz she’s more cautious and Jake could get hurt before realizing where she’s coming from. But Jake could (has!) hurt Amy’s feelings for small things, because he’s so fuckign oblivious sometimes (coughTheCruisecough). who is emotionally stronger? Amy. Hands down, Amy is the rock. Jake is the romantic goofball.who is physically stronger? I think it’s Jake…??? But also Amy? Like, I definitely think she’s healthier and could outlast him in athletics. Know what? I’m going with Amy. Jake could pick her up long enough to get her on a counter and then our chubby, gummy-eating bae is winded. Wall sex is not a thing that could happen here.who is more likely to break a bone? JAKE /creying/. How often has he been hurt so far?!
who knows best what to say to upset the other? Ooohhhhh Amy. It’s friggin canon, when she gets competitive she says some crazy shit. If she were legitimately pissed and furious? She’d tear that boy down.who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? I think Jake. he’s our feels boy, and Amy is so guarded, especially when she feels ashamed of herself. Oh, she’d own up to it, but Jake always gets there faster. It’s what makes him redeemable as a character a lot of time, honestly.who treats who’s whose wounds more often? Amy treats Jake because THAT BOI KEEPS GETTING HURT. Plus, you know he’s the idiot that runs into walls or stubs his toe at home all the friggin time. “Aaammyyyyy, I got a papercut again!” “Oh God, let me get the band-aids.” “Can I has the ninja turtles band-aids, babe?” “Do you deserve the ninja turtles, babe?”who is in constant need of comfort? Amy, highstrung Amy needs so much emotional support, thank goodness Jake is PERFECT for her! adsklfjgfjaklfds (Chasing Amy, y’all. THE FEELS.)who gets more jealous? I think it’s pretty canon Jake gets jealous more? I mean, even in the early episodes when we weren’t sure Jake had feelings for her more than camaraderie, he got weird about her dates. And then he was OBVIOUSLY jealous of Teddy.who’s most likely to walk out on the other? Oh no. NO. THE ROMANCE IS TOO FRESH. THE PROPOSAL TOO NEW. I REFUSE TO ENTERTAIN THIS IDEA. KILL IT WITH FIIIIIIIRRREEEEEwho will propose? AD;LDFKADSKLDFSKJALFKIAFODWKDAOWAPGIUFDWKOKJLQDWKDWKOEFIJQPKOFJITHRJEJFWIIJ I’M SO HAPPY. JAKE DID IT! HE DID IT! WAJKFSHKJ NEVER OVER IT! PERALTIAGO 5EVAH BITCHESwho has the most difficult parents? Amy. Yup. Omgosh, WHEN WILL WE MEET HER MOTHER AND SEVEN BROTHERS. I WILL LEGIT DIE.Not to discount Roger Peralta, though. That friggin’ man. I’m watching you, dude.who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? SCREEECH I WANNA SEE THIS NOW, SO MUCH. Amy’s pretty germphobic and OCD. I think it would wig her out, so jake would have to break her into it. So, yeah, Jake. Plus, what a softie. #canon #JakeLittleSpoonPeraltawho comes up for the other all the time? what is this saying? is there a word missing?who hogs the blankets? pfft, I think it’s canon that Amy does? anyway, it’s canon that Amy hates the cold and wears an extra sweater all the time. (Jake pretending to be Amy LMFAO) so Amy probably doeswho gets more sad? Um… Jake? Him and his feels, man. I think Amy is more easily disappointed, but Jake gets mopey. yes.who is better at cheering the other up? Amy! To be fair, Jake is SUPER easy to cheer up. Amy is harder (but boy does our boy try so hard!!! such a good one)who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? Um… do they do this? Well, Jake playfully does those shade throws at Amy a lot, so we’ll use that instead. (I don’t think they do the playful slapping, which I kinda REALLY like?)who is more streetwise? PFFFT, JAKE, OBVIOUSLY. THOSE FRIGGIN SNEAKERS, excuse me, KICKZwho is more wise? Amy, yup. who’s the shyest? BAH, shy? I guess Amy. Oh,t hat cute hair thing she does! Yes, Amy.who boasts about the other more? Jake. it’s adorable how much he respects her and praises herwho sits on who’s whose lap? slkafdjsgdfk *sits down and sobs* i need this in my life. both ways. okay. cuz Jake is little spoon and loves to be held, but sitting watching movies, while Amy in, like, three sweaters and her toes wedged in the edge of the couch and head on his shoulder. I need this in my life. kill me now with these feels ermergerd.
