#detective eudora patch

[hjbirthdaywishes]

December 6, 2021

Happy 38 Birthday to Ashley Madekwe. 

[blue-thief]

I wish they didn't pretend Eudora just didn't exist. She didn't even have to be a huge part of s2. Y'know that scene where Diego was burying Elliott's body? It could've gone like this:

"Do you know how hard it is to trust people when your whole childhood was bullshit manipulation? Or how hard it is to open up to someone after you find someone you love lying dead on the floor of some shitty motel?"

And that would've been it. And I would have been fine with that. That's literally all they had to do, man.

[magic-multicolored-miracle]

Rewatching TUA again, every time Eudora Patch is on the screen:

[boards-boards-boards]

Detective Eudora Patch (request)

x x x

x x x

x x x

[galmiahthepigeon]

Patch: You need to start taking this job seriously

Diego: I am taking it-!

*Phone rings*

Diego: Give me a minute *Picking up the phone* 911, what's your emergency?

Diego: What do you mean you're being murdered?

Diego: That's illegal, people can't do that

[swanson]

UMBRELLA ACADEMY

04. Man on the Moon

[widowronin]

Diego: I put the sex in ambidextrous

Eudora:

Eudora: that’s- I- nevermind.

[urfavepegs]

@hi-welcome-to-fartchie submitted:

Detective Eudora Patch (from the Umbrella Academy) pegs

&

Diego Hargreeves (from the Umbrella Academy) gets pegged