#eudora patch

[icbrothers]

...and here's everyone else

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: A drawing of Lila, Patch, and Five striding towards the viewer in varying levels of disgruntlement. Lila is in the middle, carrying a duffle bag and looking murderous. Patch is to one side, wearing heels and looking annoyed; and Five is to the other, carrying a gigantic rifle and looking calm but skeptical. Underneath are closeups of each of their faces: Patch is labeled "thinks these two are too violent". Lila is labeled "planned for a solo mission". Five is labeled "not letting anyone save his brother without him". End ID.]

From @sharkneto's fic Three's Company!! Diego's two girlfriends are off to save his sorry ass, and Five is there too

technically this is not so much fanart of his fic as "we had a conversation and he did a fic about it and i did art about it", but i've been waiting on him to post first so that he could give context and i wouldn't have to lol. let the word guy do the word part, amiright?

[incorrect-favourites]

diego, introducing his long-lost brother to his fiancée: five is not a morning person. or a night person. there’s really only about seven minutes a day he is fun to be around

five, grinning maniacally & holding out a hand: the best part is you never know when they’re coming!

[voteforevilthoughts]

Diego, Lila, and Eudora are all dating but it's in a way like Lila and Eudora are the little angel and devil on Diego's shoulder. Which is also how they are for Lila. Eudora however has two annoying little devils trying to talk her into stuff that she knows she shouldn't be doing.

[whimsy-souls-lover]

I just realised something.

Eudora would never.

She died because she wanted to rescue Diego's brother. Because she cared about him and about everyone he cared about. Even after a break up, she saw him sad and automatically decided to help.

And then he just forgot.

And we have Lila who cheated on him with a man who killed her parents and whom she tried to kill a few times (I know it was 7 years, but Steve could have done anything else with this time, and five was in the apocalypse for 45 years the first time and didnt forget abouthis family so its not that hard).

[multifandom-lesbian09]

“What are you doing? I’m the man here.”

Diego, honey, not in either of your canon relationships were you ever the man

[nexus-my-beloved]

Umbrella Academy where everything is the same (NOT) but Klaus took the bullet for Dave in Vietnam. Klaus comes back (not realizing he should, in fact, be VERY dead) to a Dave that is heartbroken and thinks he is dead, scares the shit out of him by reassuring that he is not in fact a part of the afterlife, and brings up the briefcase and bringing Dave back with him to 2019. Dave agrees and Klaus gets on track to being semi-sober with Dave's help. Umbrella Academy where everything is the same (NOT) but Ben didn't check the tank and blew it up like he was supposed to. A world where he walked home from the mission and waited for Five to come back like Viktor did when he made Five nutfluff sandwiches every night. Umbrella Academy where everything is the same (NOT) but Allison didn't rumor Claire and went to therapy and took deep breaths and didn't mess things up. A world where she kept her daughter and even if she and Patrick split she still was in good graces to spend time with her kid. Umbrella Academy where everything is the same (NOT) but Diego got Patch's message in time and managed to make it to the hotel room to either help her deal with Hazel & Cha-Cha or he got there before her injuries were too far gone and he was able to save her. A world where he kept her safe. Umbrella Academy where everything is the same (NOT) but Luther let Five do his job instead of threatening to drop Dolores out the window to keep Five from murdering people that might kick-start the apocalypse. A world where Luther understood where Five was coming from and didn't threaten to break the only thing that Five had learned to love. Umbrella Academy where everything is the same (NOT) but someone found out Viktor had powers and helped get him off of his power-supressing meds and helped him figure out how to use them. A world where Viktor was helped rather than left to spiral into a mindless rage that would end the world. Umbrella Academy where everything is the same (NOT) but Five learns about the subway before meeting the Handler and he learns potential outcomes and how best to solve the apocalypse. A world where he takes the Handler's deal but he breaks down the comission (or at least removes her from it, creep) and gets back to his family, and despite looking young he is alive, everyone is alive, and he checks the subway regularly (that he has made a map of) for potential oncoming threats. He learned at a young age during one of his subway explorations that he would inevitably kill Lila's parents, and he never does it, pretends to get the mission done so that his cover isn't blown before he goes home. Umbrella Academy where everything turns out okay because Five utilized the subway, people listened to each other, and they didn't have poor timing. Umbrella Academy where things didn't hurt as bad. A "do-over", if you will. Like "The Day That Wasn't" episode.

[nightmareb1tch]

My headcanons about the Hargreeves children:

Luther and Sloane would have had several children and tried to raise them responsibly and give them love. They wouldn't have had any specific plans for how many children they wanted, but they would have accepted anyone who came along.

Diego and Lila wouldn't have planned for three children, but they would have been a couple constantly working part-time jobs and traveling the country. They only had bad parenting examples, so Diego and Lila simply raised their children in a way that Reginald and the Handler certainly wouldn't have. So Gracie and the twins would have been rowdy kids who wouldn't have been restrained in their mischief. Diego and Lila would also be the kind of people who, upon hearing of a child's fight at school, would run to the school to find out whether they won or lost.

Allison most likely wouldn't have been ready to have a child with Raymond. She would still be worried about Claire and afraid that if there was another child, she might not be able to bear the loss of both. She would also feel guilty towards Claire for not being a good enough mother before.

Klaus and Dave could have adopted a child, probably a Vietnamese boy. And Dave would likely have been a better father than Klaus.

Five would have simply wanted many children and a large family. He would have gotten a dog while he searched for a suitable partner. Five would also often babysit his siblings' children, pretending to be a caring grandfather.

Bens and Jennifer would have had a daughter. Sparrow Ben would have insisted on a second child for some time, but Jennifer would have refused because she knew he wanted to split the children equally with Umbrella Ben. No one knows who the girl's father is.

Victor would have adopted Harlan, marrying Sissy, and would likely have supported her as he had before.

Marcus wouldn't even be ready for a relationship, so he didn't think about children until he sorted himself out and his fears of close interactions with people.

I think Fei could have adopted a child if she wanted, and it would have been a teenager, because she would have been afraid she might do something wrong raising small children.

Alphonso hasn't thought about children yet.

Jayme would have more cats than children, and perhaps would have shown the kittens to her siblings, calling them her children.

Christopher has decided he won't have children because he's not sure he's biologically capable of having them, and because he doesn't consider himself responsible enough for children.

I like some of these hcs: and also here's some of mine:

Klaus would likely have adopted a troubled teenager at some point and he's really good with troubled teenagers because he sees a lot of himself in those types of kids.

Phil can be very temperamental and a kid would definitely test that part of his brain that's like- "attack first, ask later". He likely would not want to have a kid because he's afraid that if he snaps he might hurt them.

Carla is surprisingly good with little kids, but like Allison would struggle with the temptation to end all her problems with her power because she can literally have the final word on anything if it's made into an argument.

Ryan would also be good with kids, until he accidentally gives one of the kids a power that nearly ends in several people dying. He babysits some of the kids, and is there for emotional support (also to keep the others from killing the kids with more of an additude)

Eudora is the parent who puts the rules into place and has to do the lectures because everytime she tries to get Diego and Lila to do them they're terrible at it.

Stanley would grow up with Grace and the twins, struggling with the fact that he's not "technically" their kid. He'd have to be reassured many times by many different people that he's still apart of the family. He would definitely be a bad influence to the younger kids.

Destiny and Jayme both want more cats than kids, but Jayme is a worse babysitter, one of the kids under her watch almost set the house on fire and another time she allowed one of the kids to drink beer. Destiny is more responsible, and has been the one to stop disasters from happening over and over again.

Raymond has an easier time getting Claire to talk to him about stuff and overall is the one who talks to Claire when she's starting to have a bit of an additude because Allison isn't going to risk another rumoring incident.

Umbrella Ben is basically a QPL friend to Jennifer and takes care of the kid that S!Ben and Jennifer had together, this ends about as well as you'd expect it considering he died as a kid and the only child he's been interacted with for a while is Klaus