Feb 23, 2021
CFO and Kermit give me the same vibes:
The only manager that has the last remaining brain cell and they have to use it religiously to take care of a herd of chaotic beings with little to no success.
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CFO and Kermit give me the same vibes:
The only manager that has the last remaining brain cell and they have to use it religiously to take care of a herd of chaotic beings with little to no success.
You know what I’m surprised that they didn’t do a spoof on reality talent shows like America’s Got Talent, the Voice and things like that.
Like I know they did the interview with Nick (a Larry King spoof) and Pickles appeared on a few shows during his time with his promoter and if I remember correctly, I think they did do a montage with the band being judges but I’m talking about a full on gag where they’re part of a panel of judges and they’re not impressed with anyone. Like a contestant could let out the most soul wrenching song and the other judges are in tears, some are brushing away tears and the five of them are just unmoved.
Up until someone comes up to the stage, stabs open a beer and they just chug it down and crush the can on their forehead and the band is in awe.
Or maybe someone just comes up, growls a few lines and gets drenched in blood.
Something to that degree.
I would not object if Brendon Small brought back the Best Metal Boys in a Looney Tunes style cartoon with all the violence and guitar cussing
HOLD UP
So I just found out that dragon in ASL is 'spicy dinosaur'. So for all the headcanons about Nathan knowing some sign language, you cannot convince me that he didn't trick Skwisgaar and convince him that dragon is spicy dinosaur.
Can we please have Skwisgaar in drag reenacting the Achmed(ina) scenes from Jeff Dunham’s Minding the Monsters special?
My dudes, do you guys care if I upload some of my own growing mess of AUs, headcanons and such?
@maggoat-farm-au and @creepy-skull-arts have ruined me with the Magnus on a goat farm au because it is just too damn good and pure for this world.
And (because I’ve got a hopelessly active imagination and am a sucker for a good romance) I can’t help but imagine Magnus absolutely frustrated as hell with Fatass because Fatass doesn’t listen to him but adores the vet (can be either gender, I haven’t decided yet). The vet likes all the goats on the farm and has worked with Mashed Potato Johnson for years. Magnus slowly likes the vet, despite hating their guts at first for being better with goats than he is, and enters a relationship with them but Fatass is just a jealous shit and tries to ruin their time alone at every turn. They can’t even make out in his room without Fatass busting the door down and intruding between them.
I might make a fic of this because I really love the idea but I dunno yet. I need to work on the vet first. (If anyone has any ideas, go to my inbox.)
NICKLES SHIPPERS, WE MISSED THE BEST SHIP NAME FOR NATHAN AND PICKLES: EXPLOSIVE DRUMMER