#dev faves

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Statler: "Hey Waldorf, look! Someone started a Tumblr called achievement-unlocked!"

Waldorf: "Achievement unlocked? What was the first one—'Logged in and disappointed!'?"

Statler: "Must be leveling up in mediocrity!"

Waldorf: "They're just one reblog away from unlocking ‘Cursed Content Collector’!"

Statler: "At this rate, they’ll unlock ‘Wasting Time Like a Pro’ in no time!"

Both: "DOHOHOHOHO!"

Achievement unlocked!

Jeers to the achievement!

Come on- they’re tearing me to shreds in the askbox!

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›Settings

› Visibility › Red Mode: On

Achievement unlocked!

Nintendo virtual boy

The world looks red.

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accidently added cornstarch to the plot :/

Achievement unlocked!

Maybe too light and chewy

Ah fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this

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Despite everything, it... isn't you. Sure, you look the same, but you've changed. Grown. You've failed and succeeded. You survived fighting life. Playing this game, unlocking achievements, hitting "Continue game" over and over again. You lost saves, sure. But now you know not to bother with tall grass. You've made typos, but you've only gotten stronger because of it. During game play, you went through hell and back, just for that 100%. So, I say to you.

Hidden achievement unlocked!

Unlock every non-hidden achievement.

Now you just need the rest of the hidden ones!

...What do you mean they released an update?

Hidden achievement unlocked!

And the universe said I love you because you are love

Keep going, there’s endless possibilities

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I have 100+ people in my head, what’s my achievement?

Achievement unlocked!

A brain that’s 1/4 bigger on the inside then outside

Aren’t you running out of storage space?

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i drank milk (i'm lactose intolerant)

Achievement unlocked!

Just start tolerating it

Ez

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⚒️

Achievement unlocked!

Company policy

We work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work

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I just shotgunned three cups of joe for my atrial fibrillation speed-run.... Hope I get the WR this time🙏🔥💯💯

Achievement unlocked!

Grindset

You’ll get the WR for sure, remember to use the creamer glitch