#dev's liveblogs

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Wolf 359 ep 31 liveblogging: SPOILERS!!!

What is this dude. Who- what? OHHH the dude who saved Eiffel- URANIA??? WHA-

Bunny slippers- OH? WHO'S THIS EIFFEL ADJACENT- JACOBI?? WHOOOOO OKAYYYYYY OKAY SI5?!!

KEPLER IS SUCH A NICE NAME!!

Hm... OH SHIT YEAH LOVELACE

EIFFEL BABY!!!!! NO U SOUND SO DEAD-

Wow. Okay. This kepler dude kinda seems like less terrifying Cutter???

Kepler shut up- wow okay errrrr...

I wanna hug Eiffel so bad.

WHO'S THIS OTHER ONE???

Strategical Intelligence Division 5- ooft.

OHHHH WHO IS THIS! LMAO MAXWELL-

HAHHAHAHA- OMG- "Don't worry about it. It's a little complicated, you wouldn't get it." THAT'S A MASSIVE INSULT- NO THAT'S THE BIGGEST INSULT YOU COULD GIVE TO HILBERT-

Okay shit she's GOOD??? OH SHIT SHE'S GOOD????

Crap. Not a rescue.

Shit shit shit shit shit- GODDAMMIT-

"murderous fruit loop" STEALING THAT.

-sigh- I Hate him. I like the name but I don't like him. Mr Elias Bitchard vibes.

Shit Minkowski got demoted.

pFFT TOOTHPASTE-

Oh wait if eiffels lost all his hair he doesn't have eyebrows-

AWWWWWWW THE HUG!!!

SHIT HE'S WORSE THAN CUTTER. GODDAMMIT.

Btw, I like Alana Maxwell A LOT. Very cool.

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Wolf 359, ep 30 liveblogging SPOILERS.

Oh.. Oh time jump huh.

EIFFEL U CLEVER COOKIE. and ofc you can't stop making puns even in a CRISIS- HAHAHAHA.

THE TONE IN HIS VOICE WHEN HE GIVES UP AND THEN THE SILENCE??? AND THEN THE SCREAM???? wait how- OH MINKOWSKI'S THE VOICE OF REASON IN HIS HEAD!!!

LMAO THIS IS AMAZING- i missed Eiffel.

HOPE!!

Of course she's programmed that dumb deep space survival guide- HAHAHAHAHA-

"Confront reality head on. You cannot succeed if you don't know what the obstacles are. Hope can bring strength, but ignorance makes death inevitable." WHAT A QUOTE. I wanna stick it on my wall.

LMAO LOVELACE IS IN HIS HEAD GSKDHLAHDKSHDKSH

"Space! Is! Big!" HAHAHAHAHA

EIFFEL WHY- is multiple cycles of cryo even POSSIBLE?

EIFFELS MADE UP NAMES ARE BRILLIANT

How has he not gone insane- that man is incredible.

HIS TOES??? OH SHIT HOW LONG IS HE STAYING OUT OF NOT FREEZING HIMSELF FOR??

BOY ARE YOU EVEN EATING??? IM SO WORRIED BUT SO PROUD?? EIFFEL HONEY- "USS piece of crap"

HE'S BALD NOW???

My heart. Holy. Shit. This really is just angst in podcast form. his very quiet second "please respond" actually made me tear up. No I'm not crying into my tea, you're crying, shut up.

Now I'm just picturing the VA of eiffel and hilbert talking to himself in two voices- I don't know how to feel.

No- Eiffel don't give up hope!!! HEY NO- (chugs tea)

OOH HERA. ooooh she's the EMOTIONAL SUPPORT!!!

WHO'S THIS NEW VOICE?? EIFFEL U DUMBASS- EIFFEL YOU'RE GONNA BE ALRIGHT!!!! (flops onto the floor with relief)

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Wolf 359 liveblogging: ep 29 (spoilers)

DAMN EIFFEL YEETS AND THE TEAM FALLS APART. THEY ALL HATE EACH OTHER WOW. I feel so bad for minkowski.. I'M SORRY I'M LAUGHING AT THESE IDIOTS FREEZING THEIR ASSES OFF HAHAHAHA- (I'm actually crying laughing help)

"I never asked for forgiveness." - Hilbert... Oh my STARS. (his speech...)

WHY IS THIS EP SO SAD WTH

"You're supposed to protect them!"

RENEE HONEY- Oh I love her. "Doug Eiffel is gone. There was nothing we could do to save him. It wasn't anyone's fault. It's horrible, and pointless, and it just happened. Just like the cracks, and the station just keeps falling apart. And there's nothing I can do, and I am sorry. I'm sorry." OUCH.

"How do we fix this?" "We don't." GDLAHFKSHFKHAFKHAKFHDKDKSJKA

THIS EP HAS ME IN TEARS WHY- is it all downhill?? EIFFEL PLEASE BE ALIVE.

MINKOWSKI HDJSGDKAGDKSHDKHSKFH

Sobbing. Gonna go grab a cup of tea before I continue.

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Snippet from wolf 359 live blogging, ep 22:

IM SORRY, WHAT????? LOVELACE???? WHAT IS HAPPENING???? HUH???