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Team Dragonstone my beloved. Now extended with Axel Florent and Patchface :)
finally finished (I forgot abt this)
I love coming up with modern headcanons for the asoiaf characters but when it comes to melisandre I can't think of anything that would be funnier than just leaving her as she is
like imagine this strange redhead woman who only wears red and has red contacts just... existing in the modern world. imagine her buying toilet paper at the market. insane. absolutely bonkers. that woman should NOT be at the club she was born to misinterpret prophecies in a fantasy world.
she sometimes shows up at school events with shireen baratheon and/or devan seaworth (???) but no one is entirely sure how she is related to them or even what her name is? people just call her The Red Woman idk.
one time margaery (the school gossip, naturally) tried to figure out her whole deal by asking the kids about her. their answer? "oh that's melisandre". sure. because that answers everything. we ALL have a melisandre in our families. of course. of course.
the only time catelyn cersei and olenna are able to maintain a civil conversation during PTA meetings is when trying to understand her dynamic with the baratheon/seaworth families. olenna is convinced they're all fucking but cersei is pretty sure stannis doesn't swing that way and cat thinks davos would never get himself mixed up in that sort of situation. they've also joked that they're all part of a cult and the red woman is their leader but that's just ludicrous. satnnis works in a bank for god's sake! he just doesn't seem like the type. his wife on the other hand...
also no one is sure what she does? she claims to be some sort of environmentalist but her messaging is a little... confusing? arya once showed cat a tiktok of her making weird pyrotechnic tricks (?) while talking about... something that appears to be a metaphor for global warming? honestly it's anybody's guess. she also has a pretty strong anti-vaping stance but not because of any health risks but because they produce smoke without fire and are therefore evil. makes sense.
but she seems to be pretty chill with queer people and appears to believe in science so she's fine I guess? better than what lysa is doing with her tiktok anyway...
HOUSE SEAWORTH
Top row: Dale - Davos - Marya - Steffon
Bottom row: Allard - Mathos - Maric- Devan - Stannis
(I’m back on my ASOIAF bullshit)
shireens (and devan)
designed WHOLE seaworth family for my modern au
second melisandre POV chapter opens with her and devan awkwardly trying to carry jon’s corpse away. she glamored axell florent to look like jon’s body for the funeral pyre. she keeps telling devan to lift with his knees, not his back. he continues to lift with his back
10_Choque de reyes_Davos I
—Un señor puede tener más de un blasón —dijo Davos.
—¿Un barco negro y una cebolla, Padre? —sonrió Dale.
Allard dio una patada a una piedra.
—Los Otros se lleven nuestra cebolla... y también ese corazón llameante. No ha estado bien quemar a los Siete.
—¿Desde cuándo eres tan devoto? —preguntó Davos—. ¿Qué sabe de dioses el hijo de un contrabandista?
—Soy hijo de un caballero, Padre. Si tú no lo recuerdas, ¿cómo lo van a recordar los demás?
Shireen, Edric and Devan give Ser Davos tips on how he can improve his reading