#devastatinglytender

[devastatinglytender-blog]

Hook where do emberlings come from?

/chokes on martini/

[sirsoundwave-blog]

devastatinglytender replied to your post:[This is a friendly internal medical notice to be reviewed upon boot up. You have suffered ember-related damaged. Major motor functions are disabled until further notice to prevent further damage.]

Just your motor relays.

turn it back on

[sirsoundwave-blog]

devastatinglytender replied to your post:^and now he reboots and he tries to move but wait...

/nearly drops this new datapad/ Embers-! Soundwave! Did you see the memo?

YEAH

NOW TURN ME BACK ON

[sirsoundwave-blog]

devastatinglytender replied to your post:PEOPLE are LOUD and I’m TRYING to SLEEP

Gh…embers, sorry…

whatever

what are you two even talking about anyway-- wait, why do my arms feel funny???

[loveshuttle]

devastatinglytender replied to your post:/bored/

Astrotr…Astro! M’drunk and Sir’s dying…I need help. /plaintive/

/runs to the medbay, the fuckin ground is shaking cos wow he's heavy/ Let's go.

[sunnyoptimist-blog]

devastatinglytender replied to your post:Dirge! Shrapnel's been attacked! I need you to pick him up!

Just north of the base, apparently. /rushing around medical/

devastatinglytender replied to your post:Dirge! Shrapnel's been attacked! I need you to pick him up!

Wait, tipsy actress?!

Now, don't you be fretting! I'll be back before you can bloody say frick frack diddly dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac!

☼

[sunnyoptimist-blog]

Dirge! Shrapnel's been attacked! I need you to pick him up!

Get to sending me coordinates and I'll be there faster than you'd be able to get a tipsy actress in your bunk, m'ducky!

[loveshuttle]

Guess who woke up.

Really? Does he remember anything? I'll be there when I get done with what I'm doing!