Yeah. That's right. I'm a gay robot.

Hey, dudes, Sir Soundwave here, reporting for duty! I heard this site was pretty righteous, so here I am. There's no need to worry about those crazy 'bots with me on the job! Independent RP for Sir Soundwave. Tracking tag: sirsoundwave

[chronosmitharchive]

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❀  One thing they’re dying to try.

He won’t openly admit it (specially since a certain someone *cough sirsoundwave cough* has made such a big deal about it) but he has to admit, gross mouths being involved or no, he is curious as to why everyone seems to like this “blowjob” thing so much.

[sirsoundwave-blog]

“I’m glad I inspire you.”

[walkedstars-deactivated20230227]

ALRIGHTY, SO. HERE’S HOW TO ROLEPLAY WITH THIS NEW UPDATE.

Keep reading

[tyrantofthefirmament]

I’m not reblogging this as actual advice, but merely to show the absolute bullshit hoops tumblr is making people jump through to do the most basic fucking things on this site! This isn’t just a problem for roleplayers, but for anyone trying to carry on a discussion about anything over multiple replies! What the hell were they thinking?!?

Anyway, don’t do this nonsense - it’s ridiculous. Here is the fix for chrome, and for firefox use greasemonkey, linked here, and install this script. I don’t know if there’s a fix for Safari but I doubt it. These scripts are permanent (until the next update) solutions and you won’t have to go through the above insanity every damn time you rp! Just install tampermonkey or greasemonkey, and then go to the link for the script and click install.

[primewithoutnation-archive-blog1]

This works, and it is such a relief.

[askfirstaid]

my reply goes here

Automatically appears so be careful with just a quick reblog.

[sirsoundwave-blog]

[Man, I miss x-kit guy]

[sirsoundwave-blog]

officersoundwave started following you

Hello my name is Sir and I like to party.

[sirsoundwave-blog]

brxxkdxwn started following you

Hello my name is Sir and I like to party.

[sirsoundwave-blog]

whenthemusicisrockin started following you

Hello, my name is Sir and I like to party.

[whenthemusicisrockin-blog]

My name is Blaster and I also like to party.   Hello fellow partier! 

[sirsoundwave-blog]

Haha, sweet! Parties are legit. What kind of parties tho? Chill ones? Crazy ones? I like them all.

[sirsoundwave-blog]

Sir just kind of froze. “He… what? DUDE! Why are you sitting here crying? You should be punching Prime in the face and crying!”

[shatterscreen]

/And he’s going to just stare at the other./

Do I look like I want to be shot in the face? And then melted into a chair? How about you attempt to punch Prime’s faceplates?

[sirsoundwave-blog]

“Hell yeah!” Sir shouldn’t shout so loud, but he’s rather animated right now. “The Prime here is dead, otherwise fuck yeah I’d shoot the shit out of him. He was supposed to be my kill after what he did... Fuck, dude. Let’s go fuck up your Prime.”

[scion-xb-custom]

₪ :\\\

……

“You do not have to be here. No one told you to join me…”

[sirsoundwave-blog]

“I still don’t know why you made me take my headband off.”

[sirsoundwave-blog]

“Oh my god, these are the stars you see from Cybertron. I didn’t even notice that! Oh my god…”

Sir is loving this thing. He hasn’t even played the music yet.

[ambassador-of-cybertron]

“Yes, they are. I figured you would enjoy that as well. Here, there is another little surprise…”//Shockwave flicks a small switch on the lamp, and a small chime tune starts playing. yep, this lamp is also a music box. the older mech hums along with the tune for  a moment//“I forget which classical piece this is, but it seemed to fit the theme. If you want, you can change the tune. I have a few more added on there, but if you wanted something different then just let me know. I figured this would make up for being away for so long, though honestly…I don’t think it really does. It’s a start though…hahah…”

[sirsoundwave-blog]

Sir didn’t say anything. He just stared at the box. His face was hidden by his mask and visor, so Shockwave can’t really see, but his optics are wide. He just sits three and stares at the box. He barely registered what Shockwave said.

[sirsoundwave-blog]

"It is TIME for your daily (or whenever I feel like it,) update in all things amazing. Today's amazing item is: Breasts."

“What, like chicken breasts? Like chicken? Do you eat chicken?”

[sirsoundwave-blog]

“That’s fine. I’m sure you’ve got some kind of spirit animal.”

[chillintel]

“I have… no idea what that is.”

[sirsoundwave-blog]

“It’s a thing you connect with. Like how I connect to trees.”

[sirsoundwave-blog]

“Haha, sorry. I kind of took something before talking to you.”

[chillintel]

“Maybe you should give it back.”

[sirsoundwave-blog]

“What?”

[sirsoundwave-blog]

notonetosmile started following you

Hello, my name is Sir and I like to party.

[notonetosmile-blog]

Minimus. I don’t party, as it’s far too chaotic, but… I can appreciate music and dances as much as the next mech.

[sirsoundwave-blog]

Sounds both lame and fun! I love music to death haha, but man, parties don’t have to be chaotic. But whatever floats your boat, dude.

[amongie]

[sirsoundwave-blog]

TFA Sounwave - F5

he painted it on

[sirsoundwave-blog]

@anon, did you mean g1 or sg soundwave and ravage?

[gliittery-deactivated20151208]

I couldn’t find the original link on my phone but, yeah uh can you send some of these over for me to do mayb??

[sirsoundwave-blog]

"It is TIME for your daily (or whenever I feel like it,) update in all things amazing. Today's amazing item is: Breasts."

“What, like chicken breasts? Like chicken? Do you eat chicken?”

[sirsoundwave-blog]

“But, who says the trees don’t have free will, and just choose to stay there?”

[chillintel]

“They may, I said that I couldn’t tell. That might explain rogue trees, but hey. When you are able to ask them and get a response one way or another I’ll reconsider but until that happens, I’m going to stay safe in the belief that I don’t particularly relate to trees.”

[sirsoundwave-blog]

“That’s fine. I’m sure you’ve got some kind of spirit animal.”