#devil*

[kazuchikaokada]

[daemonemregis]

[deflatedball]

Ok so this is my dog

And she's a very interesting paradox of a dog who knows how to open doors but also bites a porcupine like 4 times. She's also an incredibly loud and spoiled dog, who demands anything and everything she wants the second she wants it, and will throw a tantrum if she doesn't get it. So one day, she breaks into the house, and instead of going straight to the trash can like the trash dog she is, she heads to the pantry where her food is kept.

Normally thats not a problem, since the bag is usually open in a way that keeps her from getting into it, and like Tantalus she is forced to waste time waiting for someone to get the food, while the poor thing obviously starves to death because she didn't get the food the minute she demanded, even tho she KNOWS she'll get when its her dinner time.

On this day, the bag was opened in a way that she could very much stick her bitchy face into her treasured food bag, and thats how my mom found her 10 minutes later, with her snout so deep in the bag that there was an honest to god dent, because THATS how much food she ate. She then spends the entire day, laying in the sun, just like one of those dogs that ate the turkey on thanksgiving and is hoping u either give them pets or put them out of their misery because they ate waaaay to much food.

YOUR DOG'S A FUCKING MOOD CINNA. BWAHAHHAHAA

OMG it's like she's saying "I've had my fill hooman, now pet me so I could sleep." 🤣 It's both adorable and hilarious at the same time.

Our dog is quite different. He'd start barking loudly the moment he hears that his food is being prepared like. 👍👍👍👍 And he wouldn't stop doing so until he gets his food.

Our fur babies are spoiled. 🤣

[chochoshinsblog]

Dearest Devil

Dearest Devil - Fantasy Romance - Webnovel

Angela Johnson had lived a seemingly ordinary life. she never let her family's non religious beliefs bother her since she herself wasn't one

[sheepnasleep]

OWO

[falyros]

(god anon) God: [sees people sinning] God: I'm into that. I like that a lot. Have a fiery demon child you beautiful assholes. Nice.

[ccharliewarrenn]

lesson one // the devil & the poet

He didn't want to be rude. That was reason one. Perhaps more importantly, he didn't want to be excluded by his own doing. It was nice that he'd been asked to go. Simon threw the idea out there, being slightly more persuasive than the flyers, and before he knew it, Charlie was dressed and out, hovering near the bar, unsure of how he wound up agreeing so easily.

"'s packed," he remarked, looking around at the sea of faces, some their own group, some not. Everyone already seemed immersed in the night, drinking, dancing; the heat still lingered, even with the sun retreating below the horizon.