#devilbluedragon

[cosmirox]

devilbluedragon replied to your photo: Honk if you haven’t left this hellsite yet.

honk

[7th-r-blog]

Favorite dessert.

Strawberry Cheesecake of course, my dude. Can’t beat cheesecake.

[cosmirox]

Pros and Cons of dating a Salazzle ?

Well if we’re talking MY Salazzle specifically and not just A Salazzle

Pros

Very smart and knows all the best sights in Alola, doesn’t brag about it

Shy and softspoken.

Will take any compliment that isn’t about her body to heart.

Knows how to cook. A surprisingly decent singer.

Likes cosplay.

If you cherish her enough, she’ll give you her world and more.

Can get pretty romantic, actually.

Those bip bops.

Powerful pheromones, phew.

Cons

A complete, hopeless nerd.

Self-conscious about her lewd appearance.

Clumsy with those curves of hers.

Clams up completely about all things sex and sensual.

Her beauty is hidden under poofy sweaters and thick clothes.

Very shy, won’t make many advances herself and may freak out if you do.

A total tease without even realizing it.

Her home is a mess.

Can barely control her pheromones. Will have to defend her from mindless suitors.

[dcg580]

My new favourite thing is renaming games/ whatever Into shit posts

[afallenwolf]

devilbluedragon replied to your photo: feretta: :3 what is that?!

it’s a VR headset Alo

...so...VR Porn fer?