Dec 4, 2015
Clint: Hey Matt I made you some holy water.
Matt: You mean you got me some.
Clint: Nah, I made it.
Matt: How..?
Clint: I boiled th'hell out of it.
Matt: Leave. B|
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Clint: Hey Matt I made you some holy water.
Matt: You mean you got me some.
Clint: Nah, I made it.
Matt: How..?
Clint: I boiled th'hell out of it.
Matt: Leave. B|
trick or treat!
moodboard for @devilre - matt and clint
matt and clint :U
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs | the only ship i ship harder is frosthawk or il dolce dolore and those are both also your fault
How long will they last? - FOREVER AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - honestly kinda fast but shush it worked so so well
How was their first kiss? - oh man i can’t remember it was a spur of the moment thing wasn’t it? lotsa nervous clint and matt telling him it was okay.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - clint ‘cause he rlly rlly wanted to and matt of course lets him do what he wants
Who is the best man/men? - foggy. :T
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - nat or kate or both probs
Who did the most planning? - matt ‘cause clint doesn’t rlly know what’s needed for a wedding
Who stressed the most? - clint because ‘i’m aCTUALLY GETTING MARRIED HOLY FUCK’
How fancy was the ceremony? -Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - matt really really has it out for tony okay he ‘forgot’ to invite him for his own safety
Sex:
Who is on top? - they tend to switch a lot. like sometimes halfway through a tryst. they’re both v feisty and comfortable with each other.
Who is the one to instigate things? - more often than not clint because he’s super needy but every now and then matt does
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now | LBR HERE????
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - pretty long, they both have such intense stamina
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yup. in fact that more often than not try to come at the same time.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - i know anatomy and the answer to this is no.
How many children will they adopt? - none most likely so imma just cut this part out okay
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - matt, actually
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - again, matt, if only ‘cause clint’ll eat anything even if he defaults to pizza
Who does the grocery shopping? - clint usually tries to do it, but he buys so little that matt usually does a bit more shopping after church
How often do they bake desserts? - not too often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - clint’s a straight up meat lover, though matt’s pretty conscious about his diet. he very subtly tries to make sure clint’s diet is good too, but never fusses him about it.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - matt actually
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - clint
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - clint’s banned from the kitchen.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - neither really?
Who is really against chores? - clint’s just super lazy okay he sleeps when matt’s not around and he has nothing else to do matt give him a job at the firm
Who cleans up after the pets? - clint would clean up after lucky if he had him
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - clint
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - c’mon now the only guests they have are like. foggy and/or kate and they come over so unannounced that they cba to bother
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - better; clint finds his hearing aids there.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - matt unless clint’s sleepy then matt usually has to go and check up on him to see if he fell asleep standing up
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - clint would
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - not too often
What are their goals for the relationship? - no goals really, just be super awesome superheroes
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - listen clint will sleep literally 24 hours if matt doesn’t wake him up
Who plays the most pranks? - they don’t really prank each other, but clint’s notorious for pranking people and then hiding behind matt
➸ STARTER: ❝ Awh, @devilre, no... ❞
➸ ❝ On a scale ‘a one t’ten, how mad would y’be if someone broke my arm? Hypothetically. Ignore th’broken arm. Th-Th’one tha’s totally not broken. ❞
Happy Birthday, Obsi!
{{ @defingered | @devilre | @fairelamisere | @famelici
Watch out for them pesky audio levels-- m’still a n00b at mixing.
But my dearest Obsi, wow that sounds so sappy i’msorry 8D;;;;
I can’t believe it’s your birthday already :U Mostly because it’s like... Eight days after mine I was all ‘Ohshit’ the other while ago lD;;;; But ya, you’re 20 now! I swear I actually remembered I just asked to be sure ahahahaha wow I’m the worst boyfriend/fiance ever. One more year and we can legally GET SMASHED HELL YA go out drinking and stuff i mean we kinda already did during the summer but whatevs at least it’ll be legal in a year.
Anyways enough my idiocy. It’s your birthday! I thought about doing what I’ve done just about every year and sing you Secret Black Vow like I always do but I ran out of languages to sing it in. :l And then you reminded me about this song like what, last week? And thought it was a lot more a sentimental song for us. Y’know, what with Clintbby and Lokibby first meeting around this time, and this being their song-- and we’ve gone full circle! Now here we are with Matt and Falc using it. icannotbelievethismadness
Welp, with Secret Black Vow, you were my bride, but does this make me YOUR man on the run? lD
aNYWAYS I keep going off-topic kinda.
Happy birthday, bby. I’m so very proud of you and far you’ve come. I’ve watched you grow for the past couple years now, and here you are with your own place, a job that pays real well for comin’ right out of high school, and a ring on your finger nevermind the fact that I put that there lololololol. You are and always have been so strong, even in the face of all the hardships life’s been throwing your way, and I admire that so so so much about you. Plus, you put up with my shit so ridiculously well-- I hope I’ve been able to offer as much support your way as you have for me for the past, what, seven years? Thank you for being a part of my life, bby. I love you so, so, so much, more than anything ever, with all my heart and soul.
Happy birthday again. I love you. - Ciel
➸ STARTER: ❝ Awh, @devilre, no... ❞
➸ ❝ Man, m’used t’wakin’ up at weird times, but this’s ridiculous. N’m’so hungry, Matt-- n-not that m’askin’ you t’feed me or anythin’-- I jus’-- this whole month’s gonna be terrible. ❞
