#devilscolossus

[canis-venaticus]

Alright, lads. Someone explain to me why Napoleon keeps on gettin’ flagged while Alphonse, the man you all know as the Marquis, gets away with it every time.

[osterreiich]

the   feeling   when   napoleon  @devilscolossus  has  small   dick   energy   so  he   has   to   fake   it   on   a  portrait .  sad .

[lombredufait]

@devilscolossus Clearly this just means that we have to have a code word or a secret phrase for the act. I’d say “having poulet à la Marango” is perfectly inconspicuous.

[onlycertainty-archive]

@devilscolossus replied to your post “      “I’m not whipped I just enjoy a happy wife.””

Such strong denial.

@canis-venaticus replied to your post

It's okay to admit to it, lad.

[elisexdelaserre]

quickly 👌 before Arno sees

SEND ME 👌 IF YOUR MUSE WOULD BANG MINE | ACCEPTING

“Oh, really ? I, mmh... I didn’t see this coming.” 

[lombredufait]

@devilscolossus // x

Hissing through his teeth but not from any sort of pain that was usual for a poison, one that meant death. No, this was another poison entirely. And when Napoleon even helped Arno in through the window, the heat from his closeness, his grip, it nearly drew a moan from him had he not clenched his teeth. He never felt a desire like this before. It was like burning. It clouded his mind.

Arno gripped Napoleon tightly by the arm. “Wait--” He said as he shook his head. “It’s not that kind of poison.” At this point, the poison was running its course. The bulge in his pants would have made it glaringly obvious. He swallowed thickly as he yanked him closer to him so their chests were touching. “Don’t leave.” 

[canis-venaticus]

@devilscolossus This is why you should stop eatin’ chicken, even tumblr can’t handle how thicc your thighs are gettin’.

[lombredufait]