As soon as Matt said Marquet my brain only had one thought:
J’mon Sa Ord, Devo’ssa, my beloved
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As soon as Matt said Marquet my brain only had one thought:
J’mon Sa Ord, Devo’ssa, my beloved
League of Really Old Exandrians.
Since the current age is relatively young (835 Post Divergence) and Exandria is a world where lifetimes can last centuries, I thought it would be fun to list some of the oldest Mortal NPCs we’ve seen.
Empress Leylas Kryn, Umavi - Over 1,200 yo - Not clear how many lifetimes this is across or how that effects the comparison. Standard Elf life is 650-750, but she may have died early in some. She’s also mentioned to be pre Calamity which could make her 1,500+.
Aubrianna Mirimm - Ancient Goblin. Oldest in the Kryn Dynasty besides Leylas Kryn. Likely was a more long lived race previously.
Uvenda, Heart of the Tides - Looks ancient, for a gnome, and they normally live up to 400 yrs. On top of that, she appears to be the eldest of the Ashari Headmasters. Keyeleth believed the Aramente would increase her shorter half-elven lifespan to 1000+ years. Uvenda is at least a level 17 Druid as she knows shapechange. If she is level 18, her lifetime is extended 10x, meaning she could be over 3000 years old depending on how old she was when she reached that level.
J’Mon Sa Ord / Devo’ssa - Ancient Brass Dragons are 800+ and given his age relative to Thordak, J’Mon has been around a fair amount of time longer than that.
Yussah Errenis - described as having crows feet and white hair, visibly aged, implying he is in the later part of his elven age range (700ish years). Not old compared to the rest of this list, but likely the oldest baseline person we’ve seen.
So who wants these old fogies to sit down and trade war stories. They’ve likely seen a lot between them!
deus ex machina more like devo’ssa ex machina
percy: *tries to mention devo’ssa*
the rest of vox machina: YEAHHHH UHHHH hey percival von dumbass THATS A BIGG UHHHHH MAYBE ixnay on the other agondray WE DONT GOTTA TALK ABOUT IT shut the nine hells up
percy: *continues trying to mention devo’ssa*
hey i just realized scanlan & devo’ssa doing drugs together is an amazing concept and all i want from this episode
DEVO’SSA
“blow that kazoo you drama queen” is such a mood; tfw one love of your life keeps you from seeing the other