My QOTS 5x09 live reactions:
Oscar is in the āpreviously onā. Oscar x Jeresa team up?
SO MUCH Kote in the āpreviously onā. Whyyyyyy? We already had to sit through their episodes once, isnāt that enough?
James taking off that ski mask was somehow really hot
Is it bad if I want to skip through this suburbia Kote stuff and just get to the Jeresa team up lol
āLike the devil himself he lives in the shadowsā uhhhhh that was a littleā¦YA fiction-esque. Lol who wrote that line and are they serious.
If there were two very attractive people sitting across from me, dressed like yin and yang, promising me protection like thatā¦I think Iād be very confused LOL
Konstantin Federov? Is Kostya like, a Russian hockey player? Did he play in Detroit with the Russian Five? I am howling.
an INSTRUMENT TO DEFEND OUR DEMOCRACY lol lol lol
again Devon leaves the room without being a blatantly obvious Jeresa shipper. Boooooooo.
suburbia suburbia why canāt we do away with ya?
what happened to donāt come out until I tell you to?! Do you understand the consequences of death or not?
oh good job just show the neighbors you guys have a fucking arsenal in your kitchen thatās not gonna be suspicious at all
āI am a soldado, I will never put my guard downā really REALLY we all know thatās not true this is how you guys got banished to Little Rock in the first place
āit was a big raccoonā Raccoons are adorable they look like little bandits leave them alone
Jeresa are sitting ~very close~!!!!
āin the DRā As in, in the Dominican Republic? Do people really say that? Sounds like Iām watching Big Brother and theyāre talking about the Diary Room LOL
Wait what Teresa is doing coke right as James leaves the room? What if he forgot something and comes back??? Does he know? Has this just been accepted by him? This is never going to be addressed, is it?
Ooh, theory time. Is the coke...not coke? Is it something else and Teresa has been building up a tolerance to it so she can appear dead?
āI know you want things to go back to normalā BACK to normal? When were things normal? Why does half the episode have to be spent on these two?
āI donāt want to live like this anymoreā Youā¦you...WHAT? Why did you join a drug cartel? You BEGGED back in with them. Proved yourself. Worked too hard, isnāt that what you said? What did you think it was going to be like?
Do we, the audience, have to suffer through the garage sale, too?
HOW LONG IS THIS SCENE WHY ARE WE STILL IN SUBURBIA
Yeah snoop through your neighborās mail when the whole neighborhood is around THATāS NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL
oh itās his little girlās team now we have to suffer through Poteās redemption for his misogynist sexist comments from earlier in the season
Yo, why are we only meeting Domingo now? I like this guy. Heās fun. Plus heās got cool piercings.
aaaaand heās dead.
Oh, okay, not dead. But injured.
YO I LIKE DOMINGO
CHICHO HOW COULD YOU CALL POTE THIS IS NOT HOW I RAISED YOU
omg is KA going to tell Pote to go back to Teresa where heās happy because she doesnāt want his spirit to die? If so, I think I might want to die.
I donāt need another tender Kote moment JFC MAKE IT STOP
BRICKS!!!! KISS TIME!!!!
āYou wouldnāt let me do it, so why should I let you?ā Dead. Dead. DEAAAADDDDD. ššš
I love you. SAME. (I still wish T had said it first)
So no conversation. Just straight to the sex? Okay. I guess weāll roll with it.
The way he pauses to tuck her hair away from her face and looks at her all starry-eyed when sheās on top of him. Dead. Dead. Dead dead dead.
And then they SMILE. Can you be more dead than dead? I think thatās where Iām at.Ā š»
Sidenote: I donāt think weāve ever seen this much of Jās tattoos up close. This is glorious. Lol yeah because thereās sex happening and Iām looking at the details of the tattoos hahaha
The hand on the thigh to end it before the camera pans and then fade to black. Thatās great. I will accept it.
Sheās touching his arm in the morning after scene. There is SUNLIGHT. This is the best lit Jeresa scene of this showās existence, lol. Holy shit.
When does she tell him she loves him? This is obviously setting us up for a goodbye.
LOLOLOLOL James is talking about weapons and making sure sheās well equipped and sheās giving him heart eyes instead sooo is she about to say it?
SHE SAID IT!!!!!!!!!
Jeresa making out. Jeresa getting it on. Jeresa kissing after a love confession. In one episode. ā¤ļø š„° š š š š š š„ Bask in the glory. Savor it. Letās all enjoy this and rewatch and reblog gifs etc etc etc because itās all weāre ever going to get.Ā š
āSheās not going in without us.ā āIāll go.ā OoOoOoOo this is all part of the plan isnāt it?
But when did you have time to plan this when you spent all night making out and having sex. You must have been spent. Did you multitask in bed? š
Scared Puppy James :( :( :(
Wait. WAIT. This is very plot holey. Kostya didnāt know anything about Teresaās business? Heās apparently the biggest bad-ass there is and he didnāt even vet her? He just let Oksana handle it? WHATTTTTTT
The tequila isnāt poisoned. She put something on the shot glass, probably? Thatās why they had Chicho talk about how Oksana was killed at the beginning. Right?
So Kostya has been elusive all season. Fucked everything up. And he dies as soon as he meets her? WHAT. Just like that. This is so deflating.
Uhhhh, listen, I get it, Teresa is obviously gonna make it out of here. But why have Kostyaās guys not shot her in the head yet? This is very unrealistic. They wouldnāt hesitate. She would be on the ground in a second.
WHAT. NO. WHY IS POTE HERE. GO AWAY. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STEP UP, CHICHO.
I wish Pote had died. A final sacrifice for his family. That would have been his redemption. And Iām not apologizing for anything I just said. Full offense. Not sorry.
āYou had enough on your plate.ā Are you KIDDING ME? Yo WHO THE FUCK DOES CHICHO THINK HE IS? Making decisions for the boss? Thatās notā¦that wouldnāt happen, helpful or not. Teresa would kill HIM. Know your place. Wow how nice of the writers to screw Chicho up.
āIām only legit until Devon decides Iām notā Soā¦okay. Jeresa have definitely talked about Devon and made the sniper plan now, right? If sheās saying this?
āCan you shut down operations in New Orleans and meet us when youāre done?ā āOf course.ā Thatās the goodbye, isnāt it? Weāre still on track for the sniper plan?
āWhen everythingās settled Iāll send for you.ā Uh. Maybe KA is safer in Little Rock. But youāre gonna leave her out in the wind for an indefinite amount of time? OKAY.
āHe may not be as niceā LOL
Omg this is like the most continuous dialogue James has had all season and itās wasted on DEVON
Personally not a fan of this very predictable James-was-still-under-Devonās-wing-the-whole-time because I think itās lazy writing. Very lazy. BUT I bet in Jamesā mind, heās for sure been pretending and this whole time whenever heās been sitting boo-boo faced in the corner moping, heās been planning out how to tell Teresa and going over the plan of how sheās going to ādieā and theyāre going to disappear. So he could tell her and they could execute it perfectly when the right time presented itself. Right? And thatās all going to be shoved into like the last few minutes of the finale, isnāt it?
Ah okay so sniper James is going to shoot Teresa through the window to make Devon think he followed orders. They WERE multitasking in bed.Ā šš
I knew it. I fucking knew it. Itās exactly the ending to this episode we all expected.
Finale preview: soooooooo Teresa is barely in it because sheās ādeadā and we have to watch Pote carry out her āwishesā for most of it until itās safe for her to come alive again? COME ON.
