#devon muerner

[calistapledger]

The Story Of Calista: A Masterlist

If you are observant enough you’ll see that all the titles are song titles so I’ll make a playlist for Cal soon with all these songs and link it here soon. [Also I got lazy with chronological timeline order when posting so in this list it’s all in order]

Cal’s Playlist

Illea’s Daughter [Cal’s Newsletter]

Issue #1

Issue #2

Issue #3

Issue #4

Pre-Selection

About Me/Cal

Practice Challenge 1: What I Was Born To Do

Practice Challenge 2: Legally Blind

The Selection

First Interview/Impression: A Very Nice Prince

Challenge 1/The Ball: Something Bad Is Happening 

Challenge 2/ First Dates: Chip On My Shoulder 

Elimination: Goodbye Love 

Post Selection 

When Will My Life Begin 

The Thrill of First Love 

Days Like This 

Moving To Mars 

Results Reaction: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun 

Forever and Always 

[devonmuerner-blog]

Roast someone

Roast someone? Okay, can I roast myself?

Devon Muerner, You are literally the person I hate most. I hate every word that comes out of your mouth, every hair the lays atop your head, every freckle that marks your skin. You act so intelligent, but deep down you’re stupid and lost, hoping someone can just figure things out for you. You want to be deep and unemotional except you barely know how to use a microwave. You are a know-it-all, you are a pain in the ass, and you can’t possibly like the way you are, can you? Except you do. You like every word that comes out of your mouth. Every hair atop your pretty little head. Every freckle that mars your skin. You like yourself and I think that’s the part I hate most about you.

[calistapledger]

The Breakfast Club [I recently got into the habit of making name edits; inspired by @escallus she isn't making anymore but feel free to ask me @skylars-selection and it would be better to IM me about it. Anyways I made this for the little group Cal had while she was in the Palace. I placed the names in order of when she met them; Dev was the first and so on. I hope y'all like it: @devonmuerner @theiahuntley @madelynknightoftheselection @ariciaeast @debbieker @emmalynatwood @isabellafaulkner @aikoellis]