Dec 14, 2018
Every time one of the 80 year old ladies in the salon tells me I look like a “cute fire pixie”, I gain a year of life
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Every time one of the 80 year old ladies in the salon tells me I look like a “cute fire pixie”, I gain a year of life
THAT BEING SAID. Now that I have a small zoo now, with two cats, two lizards, and a bird in my tiny apartment, what if I start a side pet blog? Would anyone be interested???? In like, regular pics of the kids? Somewhere other than my snapchat?
Fun fact: my aesthetic is almost entierly pink
Sup kids my name is Lauren and I can't shake the feeling that I was supposed to die or be seriously injured in a car accident two days ago
Hey im lauren and i have to wear my sunglasses over my actual glasses bcs im blind asf and cant afford prescription lenses
I haven't posted pics of myself on here in a while so here's a few from some previous sunny days with some big ol' grins
Person, showing legitimate interest in being my friend and caring about my wellbeing: hello!
Me, swatting them away with a broom: EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET ME AND I CAN NEVER ALLOW MYSELF TO BE COMFY IN LIFE BECAUSE IF I'M NOT IN DISTRESS 24/7 THEN WHO EVEN AM I
Hi my names lauren and my mom is legitimately considering holding an intervention for me bcs I won't stop obtaining and loving succulents