Dec 25, 2017
Developer’s Note
Kevin11's powers don't even make sense
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Developer’s Note
Kevin11's powers don't even make sense
Developer’s Note
“ Please watch out for giant radioactive turkeys wandering your neighborhood this thanks giving
We might be missing a few... “
Developer’s Note
"Let's do ourselves all a favor and pretend like I finished that skeleton story and never do it again.
The ending was that Sapoh saves us all so don't ask about it"
Developer’s Note
“The boss came in today covered in blood holding a skeleton
He sat it down on the chair next to me and said ‘It's October now so I've hired this skeleton, he's gonna be working with you for the next month and he's gonna watch your every move’
He then left as the skeleton stared at me and said ‘Halloween’ in a very quiet and drawn out voice.”
Developer’s Note
“There is a guy, And he's homeless... uhh... And he uhh... he lives in a trashcan, that's what he does and he's good at it always shows up to a soup kitchen, never really complains either Homeless is a good living to any town with a good food supply, which most towns have nowadays And he wakes up one morning and suddenly his stomach rumbles. It says pick up that gun challenged This is a heavy thing for a homeless child to wake up to uhh... you know, on a Tuesday, he was planning on going to Radio City Square, making sure everything was eaten as it was meant to... No real plans beyond that for the day. Content. An inspiration to all of us to just eat. But, but then, then there's rumble. Now, if you or I let's say, you know, heaven forbid, I should be called by Radio Star to save everyone and then my stomach starts shoutin prophecies. Strange way to find out. You know. I would call the police that's what I would do- (incomprehensible) I don't think I would probably run out into the street and say in a monotone voice ‘Let me find this King TV and personally fucking kill him, and liberate the food from his empire.’ but that's exactly what our friend the dumpster child does. He just picks up his gun and goes. He's such a jaded fellow when you know him and when he takes to the road he discovers, presumably to his boredom, although we have never seen him before the day when this happens so maybe his daily reality doesn't involve people firing guns at him and tryin to kill him, I don't know. In which case, it's quite shocking what he set out to do, but I gotta imagine it isn't a surprize when he meets up with people who are trying to murder him as he goes- Who've never seen him before he doesn't know these people, right, at all, and there they are throwing grenades an- Throwing Grenades! If a grenade hits you in the head, that's going to hurt really bad. If some guy just keeps-he has an infinite supply of grenades, perched atop a conveyer with Dr. Mimic's logo on it causing you to question the things you did when you were a baby bulbous headed green bean, you know. Now that you are in this world with its mi-throbbing Dr. Mimic products so you can bang your gun against it, and it's hardcore an-but he does all these things and he beats the evil creatures one after another he just shits on them. Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. You're in my way. I hate you. I will do anything I have to, I'll die a thousand deaths-a thousand deaths- to get the food I deserve, to liberate it from some unknown owner and then he gets-he gets- to a place he can tell from the darkness and he can tell from the party that-tha-that it's almost the end of the hunt. You know, a quest. Surely the liberation is near for his meal, and there's a terrible television and through cunning n' wile, he defeats the terrible television. The terrible television falls into the great rave and is consumed just like the Skeletwins promised, and he goes through a door and Sapoh smiles, and if you imagine what's in his heart at this moment it's this sort of expectation you have, even in your daily errands. You're going to find something you love, something that makes you feel comfortable with yourself, you know, only it's greater than that because that thing was in peril and so he's now about to say to it it's okay you can get out of this dark room it's okay, but it's not there. His other friend he didn't even know had been kidnapped was being held prisoner behind great rave, who could have starved to death in there before anybody came looking for him because he doesn't figure into some three course meal or anything, he's just a good friend, but is he mad that nobody was looking for him? No, he's just grateful to have been freed. And he says ‘Thank you, Pon, but your food is in another stomach’ Then Pon fucking killed him, the end.”
Developer’s Note
“Please stop believing in me”
Developer’s Note
"The head developer came in today and started screaming about how kid Icarus is great and how we’ll never make a game anywhere close to it"
Developer’s Note
“The first music for Radioactive will be a battle theme remixed from Sesame Street’s theme”