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Don’t ask questions.

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“Where does the food come from” you ask?
Don’t ask questions.
Sapoh Sunday
Welcome to our all new totally planned Sapoh Baking Sunday!
Learn all of Sapoh’s favorite recipes as we’ll be posting them every Sunday (Maybe)!
What does baking have to do with RadioActive? Wow what a great question.
Now tell me, don’t you want to be able to say you made something like This?
Of course you do, now have fun and bake with us as we stall- I mean make this delicious treat!
Ingredients:
- 2 generously sized mugs of our special Sapoh Cake Mix *TM*
- 1 of Pon’s socks full of sugar
- At least 2 of Sapoh's favorite secrets
- Other cake ingredients found in the starting dumpster of RadioActive
Instructions:
- Find a bowl at the end of the Sapoh Dungeon*TM* located in the secret area of the Desert Star
- Pour in the two Sapoh Secrets and add the Sapoh Cake Mix*TM*
- Add 5/19 of Pon’s Trash Can worth of water from a fresh water spring in the desert star
- Mix until the batter forms a bright green smile
- Add the batter to each cake pan, Sapoh will tell you when
- Bake the cake pans at 1/1,000,000,000 of the temperature of the nearest sun to the ocean until you here a distant laughter, then check the cakes.
- If the cakes are done then take them out to cool, then set up a psychiatric appointment for that laughter, that’s really unhealthy
- For the icing, make sure to buy King TV Brand*TM* Cake Pop Icing because who wants to actually make that shit?
- Heat up the icing and apply between the layers and all around the cake after stacking your three layers
- Next, you’ll feel a tapping on your shoulder and a weird hum. At this point check your apron pocket - I know you weren’t wearing one but you are now - and take out the bottle.
- Spread the sprinkles inside carefully around the rim of the cake, and be careful, sprinkles are the most dangerous part of the process after-all.
Congratulations! The elder gods have been satisfied and you have a delicious Sapoh cake ready to go!
Developer’s Note
Kevin11's powers don't even make sense
Sapoh Fact 48
Sapoh performed a ritual to bring a poorly rendered person back to life once.
Developer’s Note
“ Please watch out for giant radioactive turkeys wandering your neighborhood this thanks giving
We might be missing a few... “
Sapoh Fact 39
Sapoh doesn't actually know what he is but still makes a pretty convincing elder god
Developer’s Note
"Let's do ourselves all a favor and pretend like I finished that skeleton story and never do it again.
The ending was that Sapoh saves us all so don't ask about it"
Developer’s Note
“The boss came in today covered in blood holding a skeleton
He sat it down on the chair next to me and said ‘It's October now so I've hired this skeleton, he's gonna be working with you for the next month and he's gonna watch your every move’
He then left as the skeleton stared at me and said ‘Halloween’ in a very quiet and drawn out voice.”