Bunch of Ducktales incorrect quotes
Violet: So, Dewey is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Gosalyn : Why?
Violet: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Dewey, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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Violet: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.
Gosalyn : Actually Violet, it’s salt. Violet: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.
Gosalyn : Uh Violet, that would be salt.
Gosalyn : *takes salt packer from Violet* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
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Lena: Nothing in life is free.
Violet: Love is free.
Huey : Knowledge is free.
Dewey: Friendship is free.
Gosalyn : Self-respect is free.
Webby: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. The Squad: ...
Huey : Webby, that's illegal-
Lena: No, let them finish!
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Gosalyn : If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Violet: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Huey : Drunk.
Dewey: Wasted.
Lena: Dead.
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Dewey: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.
Huey : So you're just gonna wait until Gosalyn is in danger and save them?
Dewey: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.
Huey : ...
Huey : You're insane.
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Lena: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
Gosalyn: Why?
Lena: Dewey fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Louie: Huey doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
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Webby: Where the devil is Lena?
Dewey: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?
Gosalyn: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
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Louie: Look guys, I need help.
Gosalyn: Love help?
Webby: Financial help?
Violet: Emotional help?
Lena: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Lena*
Lena: What?
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Webby: I can't believe you've done this.....
Lena: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Webby, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
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*Dewey is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*
Dewey: Clear orange juice?
Dewey: Oh, it's empty.
Huey, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.
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Dewey: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Gosalyn a little bit.
Webby, holding Dewey's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Dewey: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Webby: My mistake.
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*Lena is casually searching around the room*
Gosalyn: Hey Lena, what’re you looking for?
Lena: My will to live.
*Webby walks into the room*
Lena: Oh, there it is.
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