I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
I have currently been posting and writing a gravity falls x star vs the forces of evil fic I forgot to post here so I decided to make this post about things you should know about it
10 things you should know
So a thing to note I ended up changing direction halfway through and decided to overhaul quite a bit of what I have planned the fic will mostly stay but will be rewritten d may not be updated for a while
Enjoy the one shots I have for now
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62625643
The Virtues of Stanford Pines
Summary: I've seen people accuse Ford of doing horrible things on one side, and people defending his actions on the other side. But how about we turn the tables and talk about all of the good Ford has done. (At least, that was the plan.)
Word Count: 2813.
Spoilers: Gravity Falls series, Journal 3, The Book of Bill, Lost Legends, thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com
THIS!!! ☝️☝️☝️
ALL OF IT!!!!
My thoughts exactly!!
Possible idea for my au
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So, everyone knows that Dipper made a deal with Bill, agreeing to be his puppet, right? But I haven’t seen many people delve into how exactly it happened, especially with the hints we got from The Book of Bill.
Dipper never actually called off the deal, and Bill kept his end of it, so… what now?
I like to think that when Dipper first touched the book, something slipped through—a part of Bill found its way into his mind. Why wouldn’t it? We saw that Bill was cracked, barely held together by some strange blue energy. So, what if a piece of Bill actually slipped into Dipper’s mind?
This idea opens up so many possibilities. What would Bill do? Would he try to manipulate Dipper into bringing him back, or slowly try to turn him to his side? Or would he make Dipper so paranoid that he’d start isolating himself, believing his friends would be safer without him?
I want to see a Dipper whose mind is slipping, so paranoid that his friends start to worry. A Dipper who prefers to be alone, pushing people away to protect them. His friends would try to do everything they could to keep him sane, to stop him from spiraling, but it won’t be enough to keep him from keeping his distance.
Imagine a Dipper scouring the country, searching for ways to keep Bill at bay. A Dipper who learns magic to ward off Bill’s influence. A Dipper who takes to the road, desperate to find anything that can keep Bill locked away.
A Dipper who whispers to himself, over and over, that he won’t end up like Ford.
I don’t know, this idea opens up so many possibilities. I just wanted to share it with you all. What do you think?
Dipper Pines headcanons
●he started wearing glasses at 14 due to astigmatism
●he learned how to play and be good at multiple card games because of stan and ford
●has a pet named echo thats a shadow creature from the shadow realm
●skipped senior high and decided to go on a cross country trip to solve mysteries
●a part of bill is stuck in his head after he touched the book of bill at 15 he's been haunted by nightmares ever since
●he learned he had a natural affinity for all magic types due to bill possessing his body
●uses playing cards imbued with magic for basic spells when fighting
●took kick boxing classes after their first summer
●is a published science fiction writer under the pen name Dr. P has published 3 of his journals and a guidebook
●has tattoos imbued with magic charms all over his body that each have their own unique purpose
●has met a variant of himself that was lost to bill due to this his greatest fear is losing control to bill
● had an amicable break up with pacifica after his 16th birthday due to him becoming kore secretive over bill and her wanting to leavethe supernatural behind
●has more of an inventive streak making gadgets mixed with magic
●has friends who have experience with the supernatural and talk to each other on group messages
●has the enchiridion
●ends up dating janna ordonia in the future
●became more of a paranormal investigator at 16 wanting to help solve supernatural crimes
well…. if ladybug can summon ladybugs to create…. does that mean chat can summon cats to destroy….
I have currently been posting and writing a gravity falls x star vs the forces of evil fic I forgot to post here so I decided to make this post about things you should know about it
10 things you should know
Ok, something I thought of while waiting for my college stuff and doodling, how would Dipper and Mabel react to eyes/paranoia/geometry? Like I’ve read so many good Mystery Twin aus that do so much justice to them but like… there’s varying reactions to that.
Hear me out; I recognize that most people do very much turn into hermits or try their best to avoid cameras and eyes and stuff but, being someone who constantly thinks something is watching them, what if they went the complete opposite? For me, if I know what’s watching me is mine/watching out for my good, it’s better. I routinely draw eyes on myself to act as “watchers” and tbh it helps with the anxiety for some reason. What would the twins do for this?
I completely see them hating the Eye of Providence, crossing out triangles on their homework, finding every possible way to protect themselves, but again, what if they employed their own “watchers”?
We have no idea if this could work in universe (at least I don’t) and again, it could just be for comfort. I love it when I know people are watching me, but if there’s none of that, I’m convinced something is watching me to bring about destruction. Yes it’s awful and I’m working on it but the eyes help. I’ve sewn eyes onto clothes, drawn them on my notebooks, hell I usually have them somewhere on my actual skin because I feel that they watch out for me.
Give me Dipper who tattoos his own runes and eyes on himself, taking them back and warding himself for his paranormal research. Who slowly becomes more and more eldrich the more time he spends with the creatures, who is constantly aware of everything because the eyes he has can see for him, at least slightly. Give me Dipper who knows everything about everyone, who has panic attacks because of what he Knows, who has to be careful of what he says to people, who begins to question if he is now like Bill, if he will use this the wrong way, who begins to seclude himself, because he would never cheat the world with this, but he would help it.
Give me Mabel who does the same, but more quietly. She always puts an eye on her sweaters and jewelry, for herself and for others. Who doesn’t delve into the world that Dipper loves, but still sees it. She doesn’t need anything to see the Fae now, nor the creatures who take measures to never be seen by humans. Give me Mabel who becomes like a protector, a shoulder to cry on, a listening ear for the kids who don’t know what to do. She can see their emotions, and can push them towards the right decision, but always remembers that if she goes too far with her new skills she could still create the next weirdmaggedon. The knowledge crushes her as she draws another eye, this time across her collarbone, she cannot afford to hurt others again. She squares her shoulders and goes out to help again, to stabilize her brother, and to Watch. She knows Bill, knows his tricks, knows how he used everyone around her, and she will never let it happen again.
Give me Mystery Twins who become not so human anymore. Not on purpose, no, they never wanted this. But they will not put the responsibility they picked up on anyone else’s shoulders. Give me the twins who cannot back down, who negotiate with the creatures of this world to not wage war against the humans, who work behind the scenes to better the lives of human and nonhuman alike. Give me the forbidden knowledge they lay claim to. They stop aging after a while. No one notices. They are too focused on keeping the bad away. Too focused on keeping Bill out, trapped, and keeping themselves safe.
Give me Mystery Twins that become cryptids. They protect their homes, and they do so with tooth and nail. They will fight dirty, and they will play every hand they have, but they will not cross certain lines. Mabel can manipulate someone into doing whatever she wants, but she will never push them too far. Dipper could lay out your darkest fears, push them into your brain, forcing you to live them over and over, but he will never stoop as low as Bill.
Anyway, this went way further than I thought it would and if people like it I’ll write a fic ig, the ideas are all swirling around in my brain, but I just had this idea and had to share. Being someone who deals with wondering what is good and bad and how people feel and what is convincing vs manipulating, I saw myself a lot in the twins, and also in Bill, and I’ve worked to make it better. But I love the idea of the eyes I draw looking out for me, and I wonder if the twins would like it too.
And how everyone else would react when the eyes end up actually watching them.
Maybe I could call it the Watcher AU?
Archivist #1: We're still not over what he did to those overgrown lizards! Luz: Lizards? You mean dragons? Archivist #2: Uh, no... Luz? Do you know that whole "dinosaurs going extinct" thing? Luz: Yeah... *The Archivists pause and roll their eyes in the Collector's direction. Luz's eyes widen* Luz: That was YOU?! *The Archivists nod in unison* Archivist #3: All because we said he couldn't have the last cookie. Collector: *blows a raspberry, then folds their arms and pouts*
Hey does anyone remember or know about an au where dipper and mabel after their summer in gravity falls becomes something not human more eldritch in nature
One of the things from the post I remember is that dipper had eye tattoos on him that allowed him to see all around him
Has anyone animated Bill and Ford using the song Spanish or vanish, like Ford is trying to stop the portal project while Bill is convincing him to continue.
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What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless
FOOD
Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit
SHELTER
Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
Some churches offer short term residence
Find your nearest homeless shelter
Look for places that are open to the public
A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry
HYGIENE
A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
Local beaches, go for a quick swim
Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket
OTHER
first aid kit
sunscreen
a travel alarm clock or watch
mylar emergency blanket
a backpack is a must
downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
sleeping bag
travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
swiss army knife
can opener
Reblog to literally save a life
if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles
Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.
Save a life reblog
i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess
also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.
probably worth keeping around.
reblog if your name isn't Ashley.
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because ashley cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.
If you scroll past this
I am going to assume
your name is Ashley.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Hilda: boy it sure is muggy outside
Frida: if i go outside and all our mugs our sitting on the front porch we're getting a divorce
Hilda: quitley sips from bowl
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I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.
Hey, yall. I read this fic before in Fanfiction.com or AO3, I'm not sure, and the plot is basically Bill tasking Mabel and the rest of the crew to retrieve objects, I think they're crystals? And he entrusted with them his fav/best soldier/assassin which is my fav boi Dipper, but the Pines don't know that and hate him on sight.
The Pines all assumed he was dead but actually Dipper was kidnapped along with other kids like Gideon and another girl Dipper befriended who had the ability to cast magic. Gideon has his own area that he's entrusted with cuz he betrayed Dipper and the girl who was attempting to escape.
Its a lot of angst and Pines bonding and I'm pretty sure Dipper dies in the end but there's an alternate ending where he doesn't. Also I think Dipper had magical tattoos that were significant to Bill?? But I can't remember since it's been a year since I've read it. I hope I gave enough details. I would be really grateful if anyone could help me out^^ Thank you!!