#dexisfinallygivenpagetime

[dex-the-smart-one]

Fucking fight me you elvin coward! You can come to the fight with some fucking Zapzap Cube and I can come with the most efficient way to kill another person that can be held in the palm of your hand then we'll see who has the dumb technology you leaflicking bitch

Ooc: hi nice to meet you.

Wow you are violent.

Also, as much as I refuse to use my devices to injure anyone else, I do have the confidence that I could 100% rock your shit in a battle

question beforehand though— Who the hell are you?

ooc- hey!!

[dex-the-smart-one]

are you planning on getting together with your cousin’s boyfriend

Sophie's dating someone-?!

[dex-the-smart-one]

Can you please tell Magnate Leto that I can’t accept his job offer or control my species?

@magnatetheleto

uh

she can’t accept the job offer or control her species

I am so confused

[dex-the-smart-one]

what do you think of your new portrait?

I.

I don’t know.

[dex-the-smart-one]

DEX CAN YOU MARRY SOPHIE PRETTY PLEASE

…yeah no thanks.

*jazz hands*

[dex-the-smart-one]

IF THIS GETS 1K NOTES…

I’ll put me, my friends, and some other people in out world into a hunger games simulator. (Sophie introduced me to this book series and I found it quite interesting.)

I’ll post all the stuff in here and even give some fun commentary~

[dex-the-smart-one]

IM SO SORRY

I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED A BLORBO ANON ASK

THEY SAID GOOD MORNING, IM SORRY, GOODMORNING BLORBO 💞💞

[dex-the-smart-one]

Do you listen to Lovejoy?

Nope, never heard of them