#dextalksforonce

[dex-the-smart-one]

If this gets to 1k notes before 2024 I’ll make myself create a sleep schedule and follow it correctly

[dex-the-smart-one]

IF THIS GETS 1K NOTES…

I’ll put me, my friends, and some other people in out world into a hunger games simulator. (Sophie introduced me to this book series and I found it quite interesting.)

I’ll post all the stuff in here and even give some fun commentary~

[dex-the-smart-one]

Can you please tell Magnate Leto that I can’t accept his job offer or control my species?

@magnatetheleto

uh

she can’t accept the job offer or control her species

I am so confused

[dex-the-smart-one]

Fucking fight me you elvin coward! You can come to the fight with some fucking Zapzap Cube and I can come with the most efficient way to kill another person that can be held in the palm of your hand then we'll see who has the dumb technology you leaflicking bitch

Ooc: hi nice to meet you.

Wow you are violent.

Also, as much as I refuse to use my devices to injure anyone else, I do have the confidence that I could 100% rock your shit in a battle

question beforehand though— Who the hell are you?

ooc- hey!!

[dex-the-smart-one]

*Dex is in his lab, head pounding, breathing heavy. It had been an excruciatingly busy and hectic day, and his muscled felt near collapsing from exhaustion as he sat down, head rushing with thoughts of ill intent.*

*His hands shakily make their way to his imparter, quietly whispering the words,*

Fitz Vacker.

@fitz-avery-vacker

[dex-the-smart-one]

are you planning on getting together with your cousin’s boyfriend

Sophie's dating someone-?!

[dex-the-smart-one]

Hey dex! I’m about to be really hypocritical but How long has it been since you slept? Yha that’s right tech boy. GO TO BED. <3 ur fav cousin ( and I think your only cousin )

u h . . .

*Counting on my fingers real quick.*

It has been a total of 76 hours since I have slept!

[dex-the-smart-one]

You've got gadgets to fix. Be fucking useful.

He doesn't like you. he pities you. you don't deserve someone as amazing, as wonderful, as perfect as him. you're a misfit. a mistake. he's a prince. how does he even put up with you. you don't deserve any of this. his love is meant for someone better than you. why do you subject yourself to the thought that he actually enjoys you.