#dexofone

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I simply need to become more punk. Setting this as a goal of mine.

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Honey, we’re going out to eat. Go upstairs and put on your nice cargo pants.

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Have a friend at work who dresses better than you? Match their level. Step up the whole outfit game.

Could be the move.

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As a STEM guy, being friends with pedants and English majors is bad for me. Just had to look up to confirm I was using the right possessive form before making a stupid joke.

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“The same joke over and over isn’t funny.” WRONG! I have been laughing at my own Instagram reposts for ten minutes.

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First law of Swagodynamics: Aura cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be farmed.

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A (non comprehensive) list of what’s in my father’s pen cup:

Very Large Scissors

Smaller medical shears

Hemistats (hook tip)

Bright blue highlighter

Architecture ruler (small)

Architecture ruler (large) (on desk)

Carpenter’s pencil (and a binder clip)

Thin red Sharpie (x2)

Seam ripper

Three black sharpies

a #3 Pigma Micron

NASA Spacecamp pencil

X-Acto knife (plastic cover)

X-Acto knife (rubber handle)

Blackwing 602 pencil

Pounce wheel

Rubber band

X-Acto knife (the third)

Money clip

PaperMate Sharpwriter #2

Orange highlighter

Thin black Sharpie

Pilot Varsity fountain pen (blue)

X-Acto pen-knife thing (it’s weird. has a blade instead of ink)

Straight razor (for cutting vinyls)

Blackwing 602 (with foam grip and pencil topper)

Notably missing the set of watchmaker’s tools I’m looking for.

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Amazing how I can sometimes open up my computer and just… not have access. No, Microsoft, I don’t want to set up some “useful features”! I want my damn desktop and files!

This should be illegal