locally renowned problem solver

unable to comment as to who started the problems in the first place (he/him)

[im-mender]

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[ravioliet]

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

[an-drom-eda]

environmental storytelling

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Damn. That really is a grackle.

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[dexofone]

The Art Snob world is not ready for "Spooky Scary Skeletons is the best example of the Danse Macabre in recent pop culture media"

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[clowncarpool]

cheese sits on the toilet while we take showers, and i like to stand on my tip toes and draw his silhouette in the steam from a high angle, then stand back to see how warped it is from his actual shape

oil and acrylic on masonite

[dexofone]

As a STEM guy, being friends with pedants and English majors is bad for me. Just had to look up to confirm I was using the right possessive form before making a stupid joke.

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

How did it get up there

[piratekayte]

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[son0fr4geandlov3]

hi op, thank you for giving me permission to make these into reality

[epicsause-official]

holy shit. they have been manifested into reality. its beatiful

[plaguedocboi]

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

[vahlance]

What kind of problems do you think that gun could create

[shuffled-bunny]

[sylvyspritii]

My notifications look so much more fun this way

[eater-of-the-sand]

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

[smis-five-creedmoor]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Jiggy friend bouncing all around for the low low price of only $19.19!