#dffm

[kryptolou]

so true

so true

[kryptolou]

What I Have Learned From Fanfictions...

Spill your coffee on his shirt and he'll fuck you in a day

Nando's is the only restaurant in the United Kingdom

Louis eats carrots while pranking the boys in his red pants and striped top

Eyes are not eyes, their orbs

Original Characters don't have flaws

Every father is abusive

Harry's curls are made of edible chocolate

The OC is 15 and moves to London with a pop sensation she met yesterday

If I take of my glasses I will look sexy

Messy buns is the only hair style i obtain

Call Liam Dad or daddy not in bed

After a week, your in love

Pop the 'P' and you'll get screwed in the nearest possible place

Five Pop stars that are 18 and from England + Ireland will love me for me

Wink after every second

Starbucks is the only coffee shop on the face of the planet

If you blush you look nice and cute (IF I BLUSH I LOOK LIKE A BURNT WHALE)

I have to push the boys into VS because obviously there too respectful to look at other women...

And Scene