hes so real




#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman

seen from Israel
seen from South Korea
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hes so real
elijah and his giant eyeballs strike again
Todd:
Future Todd:
Todd, internally: what. What was that.
[Edit and shitpost idea by me, caption by @pixeliis, reblogging of this funny ass video by @nose-coffee ]
todd: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips. what should i do?
martin: punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
gripps: tackle him.
cross: dump him.
vogle: kick him in the shin!
dirk: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
Can we just take a moment to think about the fact that Tumblr is basically the social media equivalent of Wendimoor
Dirk: Why am I saved as Dork in your phone, Todd?
Todd: What are you doing with my phone?
Dirk: Going through it, obviously. I'm a detective. Besides, I wanted to see your text messages to that cute boy you went on a date with.
Todd: What?
Dirk: What?
Dirk Gently is so pretty, wtf, illegal