Hello. Good evening. Madison Montgomery voice: betcha thought you saw the last of me. It’s true, this blog has been hibernating. But I do love a good party. That one song from The Great Gatsby plays as you all get alcohol poisoning. Sorry if that’s triggering Ellie! Send me all the hot goss from tonight’s party. Will Harry ever dress like he’s not a Vineyard Vines model? Will Hugo finally go apeshit? Will Felix ever get a brain cell? Where even is Romeo Sokolov? Send in your theories about which well he’s currently lying at the bottom of. Mwah!














