#dhmis headcannons

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Do you have any head cannons of the teachers and their relationships?

Of course I do, but I’ll keep it long story short:

Paige is chaotic evil that loves writing fan-fiction and is probably on tumblr somewhere.

Tony is snazzy boy who is also a grumpy b#### (I’m sorry clock man) and also questions WTF to everyone.

Shrignold is just a public wing-man.

Colin is baby and my head-canon is that he is siblings with the laptop (cause electronics) and will just confuse you by saying things that would normally be written down.

Lanna (laptop) is just depressed and ^^.

Gilbert (globe) is an insecure baby boy.

Meatman is best dad#1

Fridge is best dad#2

Spinach can is moody teenager

Bread boy..... TEETH ALL GAY!!!

Larry is your drunk and drugged friend who send you the memes and is very sophisticated when sober (which Tony finds weird).

Keith (Key man) is just mean and is more of a b#### than tony.

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Random dhmis thought:

what if the person who was on the phone calling birdman (indirectly).....was Moneyman calling them about his ransom money? And the puppets didn’t have the ability to answer it because they couldn’t pay money for being held ransom.

They’re already dead.

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I just thought of something.

What if, in DHMIS 4, the lesson only went south because Colin couldn't convince red guy to join the digital dancing and have fun? What if the on,y reason the entire thing went badly was because he kept trying to “intensify” the digital world for Red guy to grab his interest, but then it was too much for him to handle, and the entire world turned into a glitch hell, because of Red Guy’s disinterest?