Me and my friends who're in a cult club about love and loving your friends (on conditional heteronormative levels) and you should totally come and join we have free snacks and drinks and buy gravel twice a week

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from France
seen from Egypt
seen from Ireland
seen from Ukraine
seen from China
seen from Yemen

seen from Belarus
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from Spain

seen from Singapore
seen from South Korea
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
Me and my friends who're in a cult club about love and loving your friends (on conditional heteronormative levels) and you should totally come and join we have free snacks and drinks and buy gravel twice a week
Unicorn - “The peasant” - Uni
I've always been a ladies' man And I don't have to brag But I'd become a momma's boy for Andrew in drag
I'd sign away my trust fund I would even sell the Jag If I could spend my misspent youth with Andrew in drag - Andrew in Drag by The Magnetic Fields
Just a little ponyboy ‼️
😛
Can we see the other members of the "family" cult
Shrignold: Here's the whole family! It was very kind of them to join in, don'tcha think? They say they also wouldn't mind questions for them, maybe they'll have fun too!
hihi !! may i request unicorn x reader headcanons? i love your writing (*´ω`*) ,,
Hello anon I love ur emojis too!!
Unicorn Boy x Reader! (Romantic Headcanons)
— The chillest guy there could be.
— You simply went out to take a walk in the woods, and he was there, collecting flowers. He approached, talked to you, and then became friends out of nowhere.
— Unicorn is really calm and likes peaceful activities to do. He's pretty much an ambivert, if you will.
— He would actually visit you regularly as soon as he knows where you live. Inviting you to walks, to talks, maybe even to help him get materials for his "group." You always agree, of course, since most of those consisted on grabbing little things from the forest. Unicorn loves to get a hand lent to him!
— Unlike other members of the cult, he actually prefers taking his time before getting on a relationship. He wants to make sure you're his true special one, after all! We can't waste time on someone who is not for us, can we?
— It might take him months, and when he finally decides, he makes sure his confession goes well and is perfect. Inviting you to a date, preparing your favourite food or drink, and taa daa! You're his special one now.
— Being Unicorn's partner is the most relaxing experience ever. He's really chill, he doesn't have many issues with anything as long as you both like the idea, although he has this habit of asking questions at the worst times.
— He's also a little dumb with his wording. He points out silly things which are, undeniably, quite adorable and a bit corny. You could be doing anything or nothing at all and he'd point out how pretty you look today.
— To him, what matters most in the relationship is the agreements between you two. If you don't like something, he'll get on your side and disagree as well. If you feel uncomfy with something he does, he stops and only ever does it in private or far from you. Unicorn wants you to be comfortable. If you're not, he's not either.
— His love language is mainly gift giving. He likes to explore, so he brings lots of trinkets or objects he thinks you might like. One time, he brought you a rock in the shape of a heart. You keep it like gold.
— He wouldn't present you to his cult unless you asked. Shrignold and the other would be very excited to meet you! Although, try to keep yourself as close as possible to Unicorn. Safety meassures.
— Unicorn really likes physical contact. Hugging is the key if you want to fluster him! Same with cuddling.
— If you're as short as he is, or at least close enough, he would lend you his turtle neck sweaters. He has lots of them, and all are really oversized.
— Adores you if you decide to brush his hair. Unicorns have to be pretty and perfect, after all!
Love cult layouts! (Shrignold set up most of their accounts and made them all match with sanrio characters lol)
I like these 3 :]