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@dhn-squad | Continued from: x

 “Ja! For now, we are!” Knight Man says as he’d shut the door behind him, before inspecting the cabin. Thankfully it looked abandoned, but it was still of use. “Ah, wunderbar! This will make a fine temporary base!” he’d say as he’d put Gust Man down, and begin to move over to the fireplace. “And there’s already chopped-up wood! Even better!”

He’d then turn to the smaller one. “Ah, sorry, forgot to introduce myself! My name is Knight Man, little one! Who might you be?”

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Scimitar downed her third cup of punch with a loud gulp as Tango watched from the table. “Mrow.”

“I am not drinking my nerves away.” Scimitar said to Tango. “This isn’t even alcoholic. I was just...thirsty is all.”

“Moww”

“It has nothing to do with her costume! It doesn’t make any difference to me what Synth wears...even if it is a bit revealing.”

“Mwow?”

“...fine, no, I wasn’t expecting her to be showing that much of her body at all. Why would she wear so little? Why do people pick such a cold time of year to dress like that at all?”

“Mmwowr”

“...no, I don’t want her to change her costume. She probably worked very hard on it, and it would be rude as her guest to say anything about it.”

“Maow”

“What? What I think as her girlfriend? Is that different?”

“Mow”

“Well if I knew the difference, why would I ask you?”

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@dhn-squad 🌧 The wind and snow proved too much to be for Gust Man, causing him to crash in front of a certain armoured robot master in an effort to seek shelter from it— Knight Man.

This frigid evening was not being favorable for Knight Man. The harsh winds on his bulky frame shouldn’t bother him this much due to his size and power, but for some reason it was really weighing him down! And as if things weren’t enough, someone had just crashed in front of him! Not even hesitating, he’d scoop the smaller one up into his arms.

“Hold on, little one! I’ll get us both to safety!” he’d speak loudly over the wind, managing to spot a small cabin in the distance, as he’d trudge his way over to it.

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“Merry Christmas! This is from everyone!” Oh, it’s Code Man who has delivered presents to Prescott foundation via roombas. @dhn-squad

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“Um...do we...are these little vacuum things ours to keep, or do we return them?”

“We better be able to keep them. I’ve already named them all.”

“Why do we need twelve roombas, though?”

“Don’t be so dismissive of Ruth, Joe, John, Abraham, Eric, Wilbur, Barney, Dean, Frank, Samantha, Tommy and Tiffany!”

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“Mwah!” Code Man kisses Scimita Woman on the cheek. @dhn-squad

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“Code, you little charmer you...” Scimi gently lifted the minibot up to give him a small kiss on top of the head.

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*A hand flies to Diggy and plays a video* Hey! Diggy! Could use some f*cking help here! B*stards in green attacking my home! Follow the hand and- OH F— *It cuts off* (@dhn-squad)

“...”

“HANG ON YA’ MULTI-HANDED BA***RD! AH’M COMIN’!”

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⏩ Watcher Man to Diggy *@dhn-squad* (that’s how it works right? I’m sorry I’m not all to familiar with this...)

“Knowin’ ya’, yer’ either gonna’ get dismantled for punching a random human outside of yer’ security function, or end up with yer’ family back online... mostly. Ah’ figure, some of them might still scoot elsewhere, who knows.”

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Um, Hydro Man? (dhn-squad)

I explained how this meme worked wrong to you. To make up for it, allow me to present Hydro if he were a Megaman 11 boss!

Intro taunts: You’ll be belly-up soon enough!; You’re in my waters now!; Don’t get too mad when I sink ya! Attack shouts: Grapple Anchor!; Get over here!; You’re mine now!; Eat it!; Call that fighting!?; Hook, line, and sinker! (plus various grunts and yells)

Gear Activation: Power Gear!; You’re sunk now!; No more games!

Death cries: This isn’t fair!; I thought I was strong now!; Clear my search history!