Dec 2, 2015
Actual Thing Said to Me by a Student Today:
“Miss, I’m pretty sure the substitute was a Russian prostitute."
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Actual Thing Said to Me by a Student Today:
“Miss, I’m pretty sure the substitute was a Russian prostitute."
diamondsonaflagpole replied to your post: “Idk if I've ever properly credited PhD BFF for my feminism tag”:
I can attest that PhD BFF is the best <3 <3 <3
Heheheh! You are also the best! Also, imma FaceTime you from my new place the MOMENT there's wifi there.
diamondsonaflagpole replied to your post “UNDER A READ MORE, FOLKS [[MOR] (Tw: death, emotional eating,...”
I'm just going to throw out the fact that candy is always an acceptable dinner because you're a goddamn adult and you can do what you want! But seriously, so proud of you <3
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
This is cheating because I know you played this part in high school, but you TOTALLY are Puck. You have great intentions and you're a little mischievous and you're obviously super fun to be around. I also think that you're a bit like Beatrice from Much Ado, because girl power, duh.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU THIS IS PERFECCCCCCCT! AND THANK YOU AND DEAR LORD I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL THE HUGS EVER!!!!!!!!
diamondsonaflagpole replied to your photoset “Due to some crazy major sales I was able to get TWO BRAND NEW TED...”
Holy smokes.
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Interesting facts about me: I hate cilantro. The smell of it makes me want to throw up and it tastes really funny to me. This is because I am missing a gene that makes people like the taste of cilantro. The gene is gene OR6A2 and it's linked to your sense of smell. If you don't have the copy of the gene, cilantro generally tastes like soap to you. Super weird.
THAT IS, NO OFFENSE TO EVERYONE ELSE, THE MOST INTERESTING FACT YET!
Wow! OK.
Interesting Return Fact: I tried to be vegetarian once. I started failing my classes and almost passed out after about a week and half. My doctor told me that it was because the meds I take + my brain chemistry require certain amino acids that I can only get from red meat. I had some sloppy joes and was 100% better.