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watch me get a lil drunk on this thursday evening tryna perfect my pina colada

#someone (i think it was rain) on the dash mentioned having a pina colada a few days ago #and now my brain is stuck on it #the adhd food fixation du jour #which is annoying #pinapple juice and coconut cream and rum. aka the ONLY THREE INGREDIENTS. are not things i usually have on hand #i still don't have rum actually i've been using honey whiskey so who knows how this'll fare once i get the CORRECT SPIRIT #my main issue right now is the ice to liquid ratio. way too solid #but less ice and it simply will not fill a cup :(#j.txt #diary factory exploded

There's nothing quite as satisfying as coming back home from pride with my whole body aching and my soul fucking singing

#so many firsts for this pride #first time attenting a big parade #first time in the town that will be my home for potentially the rest of my life #first pride after coming out to my family #first pride with only strangers ahahah #im very proud of myself #for leaving the house #for introducing myself as MYSELF #for going with little to no social support ahahah #now hopefully this will be my LAST pride with an F on my ID card #OH ALSO first pride while binding!!!!#wah i know i know #diary factory exploded

dragging myself through the bakery department going No you already got a little treat! no more!

#the little treat is cherries #an expense that is difficult to justify except that. well. cherries 🥺#j.txt #diary factory exploded

also for the record my cat WAS certified the cutest cat at the emergency clinic. the vet techs would all stop and coo and point at her every time they walked past. they did not do that for the other cats. not even the tiniest kitten i've ever seen. only fiona

#like to be fair fiona was sitting with her head poking out of her carrier watching everyone go by #with her little bowtie #so she had an advantage #j.txt #diary factory exploded

i desperately need some new enrichment in my enclosure

#moving in september will fix me #except for the part where i'll be moving from an incredibly lush and walkable part of the city #to an apartment complex on a highway in the suburbs #ugggghhhhh #j.txt #the complex itself is gorgeous and has lots of plantlife so it may be okay actually #and the layout of the apartment. oh my god i'm actually excited about that in itself #AND we'll have a porch so it won't even be a whole Thing to go outside #like right now if i wanna go outside i have to have somewhere To Go #because my apartment opens into an alley #which is fairly easy because i have the riverfrotn two blocks in one direction and Multiple parks three blocks in the other #but like. My Own Porch. it's gonna be so nice #would it be Slightly nicer if we were on the second floor and it was a balcony? of course #but genuinely i am okay with this #diary factory exploded #i keep oscillating between Yay i will not have to walk to the grocery store anymore!#and Oh no i won't be able to walk to the grocery store anymore

if no one got me an ill advised shitty haircut over the bathroom sink got me

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"hmmm i could make a classic daiquiri but i don't have any limes, only storebought lime juice. surely that'll be fine" the primary flavor in this is Salt

#WHY IS IT SALTY #j.txt #diary factory exploded

"this could've been an email" entering my lexicon despite my work being 100% emails is like a fun little private joke. someone asks me to do something they absolutely could've done themselves and my first response is "this could've been an email." girl it WAS an email. what less do you want

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