we can sell that as sexy

jack || he/they || adult here for buddie, madney, and buckley sibs mostly also sometimes other things

[stickingupforsammy]

[buckleys-diaz]

My name’s Howie. Well, it’s Howard. You know what? I think I’m gonna have to earn some kind of cool nickname.

[whattamanza]

your hat on my head,

your hand on my waist

something something ride a cowboy

cowboy!buck is back, baby! i’ve only drawn cowboy!buck one other time so i’ve been itching to tackle it again

(ran a poll on twitter that gained so much more attention than i had thought it would and sparked a WAR of bottom!eddie truthers versus bottom!buck truthers. there was even people rallying troops and campaigning for their respective side. obviously from my drawing, bottom!eddie truthers had emerged victorious!

i hate drawing cowboy hats omg)

[eddiesmustache]

I mean, you're living in the guy's house

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[344j3]

not to be a millennial but helena by mcr is genuinely a masterpiece

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[jakeperalta]

buddie + assorted quotes on love (insp)

[kirkaut]

a post will have 500 notes and only 48 of them will be reblogs. i promise you that reblogging something will not ruin your aesthetic on this utterly swagless website.

[cat-skull]

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

[emziess]

Is he alive? 9-1-1, S09E13

[deathgasmic]

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

[buddienetwork]

I'm-I'm sorry.

[sunflowerbuckleys]

sloppily painted black nails are a fashion staple actually

[calamitys-child]

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

[batshit-auspol]

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

[batshit-auspol]

Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)

and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her

[honiibbang]

This is killing me

[batshit-auspol]

Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:

Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)

Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)

Having a sticky beak (Investigating)

Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)

Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)

Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)

Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)

Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)

Thongs (flip flops)

Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)

Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)

Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)

Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)

Having a piss-up (A social gathering)

I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)

A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)