we can sell that as sexy

jack || he/they || adult here for buddie, madney, and buckley sibs mostly also sometimes other things

[sunflowerbuckleys]

sloppily painted black nails are a fashion staple actually

[calamitys-child]

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

[batshit-auspol]

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

[batshit-auspol]

Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)

and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her

[honiibbang]

This is killing me

[batshit-auspol]

Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:

Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)

Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)

Having a sticky beak (Investigating)

Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)

Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)

Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)

Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)

Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)

Thongs (flip flops)

Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)

Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)

Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)

Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)

Having a piss-up (A social gathering)

I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)

A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)

[exhuastedpigeon]

Happy Pride all the queers in my phone. But an extra happy pride to all the bisexuals in straight passing relationships. To the trans people still living in the closet for their safety. To the nonbinary people getting misgendered. To the ace and aro people who sometimes feel like Pride isn’t for them. To the BIPOC people who face discrimination in the queer community. To everyone who feels like they aren’t queer enough.

You are enough. Pride is for you.

[my-2nd-account]

"I think you can tell your parents you're gay without giving them a list of all the guys you're fucking" said in a joking manner is not a joke at all.

Because when they bring up Shane's parents and Shane says they'd be okay with him being gay but they just haven't talked about it, Ilya shrugs and lets it go.

However, when Shane adds "Sometimes I think I would've told them already" Ilya cannot let it go "Oh this is my fault?" Because Ilya knows how much Shane loves his parents. And Shane would've told them already if it wasn't Ilya. Shane who loves his parents so much is lying to them because of Ilya. Shane whose parents would be okay with him being gay is keeping it a secret because of Ilya. If it was anyone else, Yuna and David would welcome him into the family and accept him as Shane's boyfriend and love him. She would've loved you like I love you. Shane is lying to the most important people in his life because of Ilya. She would've loved you like I love you. Because his parents would be okay with him being with a man but not him being with Ilya. She would've loved you like I love you. Because his parents hate Ilya. "I think you can tell your parents you're gay without giving them a list of all the guys you're fucking" Am I just a guy you're fucking? "Anyways it doesn't really matter" And Shane abruptly stands up and Ilya's hand on Shane's leg drops and he's doing the nose thing that he does when he's uncomfortable. It doesn't really matter...

Little does Ilya know that Shane's love for him is so potent and so powerful that he's willing to lie to his parents to protect it.

[buddiesource]

You get cranky when you don't eat. 9-1-1, S09E13

[weirdkidshere]

Okay but are we gonna talk about Harry on the ground with a gun his hand. Pointed at a white man. Are we gonna talk about Buck shouting "don't shoot don't shoot he's with me, the guy with the gun is with me" and running to cover Harry with his body just in case. Are we gonna talk about Harry dropping the gun and putting his hands behind his head immediately, even though SWAT was still on the other end of the hallway and the shooter was right next to him. Are we gonna talk about little Harry in the back of his dad's car, waking up to a gun pointed at him. Are we gonna talk about that.

[eddiesstabwound]

ragebaiting as a form of flirting

[starsinoursystem]

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[summerofbuddieficrecs]

We've already gotten 32 submissions for Getting Together Week, which is great! It does present a conundrum though: that is going to be a very long post.

How would you like the rec posts to be handled:

All in one post, no readmore, however long it may be

All in one post with a readmore

Divided into multiple posts (~10 recs per post)

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

[delusionalemergency]

The core four from 9-1-1

[whosoldherout]

MADDIE BUCKLEY // BOSTON

[sunflowerbuckleys]

I love being nonbinary :)

[ravioliet]

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

[eddiesstabwound]

he is ascending