Rule 1: Post the rules Rule 2: Answer the question the tagger asked you and make 11 new ones Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post Rule 4: Let them know you have tagged them!
Cheers Emma for tagging me
You’re stranded on a deserted island. Who are you there with, and why are you stranded?
Shit, throwing me in at the deep end already, are we? Ummm I'm gonna go with I'm stranded with Oliver Queen because we went out in his yacht during a storm and got shipwrecked, then we both become badass archers who wear a lot of leather.
Are you likely to survive the zombie apocalypse? Why/why not?\
Well, I own a katana and my best friend has two older brothers who have a very thorough zombie apocalypse plan, so I'm gonna go with yes, I probably would. And I would look fucking awesome doing it too.
If you had to choose one kind of food to eat for every meal, in some way, what food would you choose, and why?
Steak. Because that's practically what I do anyway.
If you had unlimited resources, what would you dress up as on Halloween?
Ooooh! Maybe Queen Elsa because, let's face it, her ice palace dress is raw as fuck.
What’s your ideal day like?
Wake up feeling well-rested, go for brunch in the Bluebird Café with a friend or two, head over to Sloane Street and drop a few grand on clothes/shoes/handbags, grabbing lunch at Itsu when I get tired, then have my boyfriend pick me up and take me to his, where we cuddle and watch movies and order chinese food
What’s your ideal Christmas like?
Aw man. I don't even know; my family are eastern european so I've never had an ideal christmas but I'm gonna do a fast-forward to my ideal christmas in the future:
My husband and I wake up to our three children bouncing at the foot of our bed. We go downstairs and open presents and stockings and have a breakfast of pancakes and bacon with maple syrup, then my husband and I set about making Christmas dinner while our children play with their new toys etc. Our families come over and we have a full dinner with all the trimmings, including telling bad cracker jokes and all that jazz, and then we all play monopoly
Who’s your favourite author, and why?
Me.
I'm joking. Derek Landy. Because he's hilarious and writes amazing female characters like no other.
Do you have any pets? If so, what kind(s)? If not, do you want any?
Man, I wish I had a pet! My boyfriend and I really want to get a dog of some sort. We are currently undecided on the breed - the shortlist includes (but is by no means limited to): Irish Wolfhound, Alsatian, Husky, Pit Bull, Staffordshire Bull Terrier, St. Bernard, Newfoundland, Border Collie, etc...
What crime are you most likely to end up in prison for?
none. i don't get caught.
Is there a trend, of any kind, that you simply don’t understand?
Businesswomen who go to work in trainers (with their skirt suits) and then put stilettos on when they get to the office. Like, i get that maybe they don't want to go to work in heels, but why not wear just regular flats? Why wear trainers? It mystifies me.
Also, crocs. Just...why.
What profession can you absolutely not see yourself working in?
Teaching. I cannot deal with teaching people anything.
Ok so now you lot need to answer me these questions...er...eleven. Be warned, some of these get real up close and personal, so don't feel obliged to answer if you don't want to!
1. You wake up in Barack Obama's body. What is the first thing you do?
2. You are magically transported to the universe of your favourite fandom. Who would be your best friends, and whom would you never get along with in a million years?
3. What is your dream job, and why?
4. Describe your perfect outfit for going on a date. And then, describe a typical, everyday, 'you' outfit.
5. Boxers, briefs, thongs, g-strings, boyshorts, balconette, plunge, quarter-cup, demi...What's your underwear preference? I'm talking style, shape, colour, favourite brand. Let's get personal here ;)
6. If you won the lottery, what would your first spend be?
7. Do you wear perfume every day? If so, which one?
8. What do you do with your body hair? Shave, wax, pluck, epilate, IPL, laser, or just leave au naturel?
9. Admit it, do you still sleep with a stuffed toy/security blankey from when you were little?
10. What is the most annoying question people tend to ask you? Answer it here.
11. What would be your ideal superpower? It doesn't have to be one power specifically, it can be a 'fandom' power, such as the Elementals in Skulduggery Pleasant, or the warlocks in The Mortal Instruments.
sooo I can't think of 11 people so I'mma just tag the people i can think of off the top of my head:
Helen, Louise, Frankie, Summer, Hunter, Lois, Free
And whoever else feels like doing this, really!
